Chapter 409, I've never seen a pig running, and I haven't eaten a pig's trotter!
Chapter 409, I've never seen a pig running, and I haven't eaten a pig's trotter!
Chapter 409, I've never seen a pig running, and I haven't eaten a pig's trotter!The next morning, the Xu family.
The relationship between coming back in the early hours of the morning, coupled with the fact that she was in a bad mood, tossed until dawn, and Tang Pianlu finally fell asleep.
No, she forgot to turn her phone to silent before going to bed.
She was in a deep sleep, and she didn't know who was calling. The noise made her frown and frown, and instinctively reached out and covered her ears with the quilt.
No matter who called, she didn't want to answer it at all right now.
She didn't want to do anything but sleep, so she just let her phone keep ringing.
At that time, Lian Zhai, in the master bedroom upstairs.
As soon as he entered the open space, Lian Zusi crouched barefoot on the ground.
According to the instructions of a small military adviser, he was concentrating on spreading roses with branches and leaves cut off on the floor.
There were several baskets in the corner next to him, and the baskets were filled with dew-stained roses just delivered by his subordinates.
Yami, who was wearing an ivory white dress and a small light blue denim waistcoat, was lying on his broad back with four legs and sprawled, squinting his eyes comfortably.
The little girl held the phone in one hand, and at the same time directed the 'dad' who made a mistake under her to spread roses with her little hand around his neck.
A 'sorry' has been put on for almost two hours and has not been settled yet, she really convinced him.
This IQ really made her anxious!
While waiting for the call of Liao's mother to connect, Yami looked down and found that someone had made a mistake again.
Shaking her head speechlessly again, she said to him in a disdainful tone, "Please, Dad Ah Si, why are you so stupid, see for yourself, these two r's are not the same size at all!"
Stopping the movements of his hands, Lian Zusi made a comparison without realizing it.
No matter how I look at it, I feel that the two r's are about the same size, so I can't help but tilt my head and say, "Yes, why do I think they are similar?"
My daughter's demands are too high. If she is dissatisfied with this one, and there is a problem with that one, the company is about to collapse.
After squatting for a long time, my feet feel numb.
But in order to surprise someone and express the sincerity of his apology, he decided to go all out.
It is said that the two letters r are not the same size, so it’s fine if he doesn’t believe it, and he is still stubborn. After rolling his eyes speechlessly, Yami sneered, “You are colorblind!”
Ever since she brought her daughter back, she has despised her at every turn. Lian Yusi wanted to hit the wall more than once, "Hey, hey, do you talk to me like that?"
Mistaking the word 'Lao Tzu' as a foul language, Yami got angry and asked him angrily, "Why are you swearing!"
Fearing that she might misunderstand, Lian Chusi hurriedly explained to the man who grew up drinking foreign ink, "This old man is not that old man. The old man I said is not a dirty word, but what my father meant."
"Cut!" Yami snorted skeptically.
No one answered the phone call of Liao's mother, guessing that she hadn't gotten up yet, Yami hung up and continued calling.
To be honest, she couldn't bear to wake up Liao's mother.
But there is no way, she has to help this big idiot who loses his temper and messes things up when his head gets hot!
While listening to the movement on the phone, Yami lectured plausibly like a little adult, "Let me tell you, even if you can't even spell sorry, don't expect my mother to forgive you. There is a saying, let me think about it... By the way, the details determine the attitude! Is that what I said?"
When Lian Yusi heard this, he opened his mouth exaggeratedly, with a look of grievance on his face, "I'm not careful enough, my God!"
Continuing to spell words with petals, he shook his head with a broken expression and complained, "I've been squatting here for two hours, and my legs are about to cramp. You're good, you know that moving your mouth there is really the lady's life. It's crooked to say it." , I said that the o is not round enough, and now I say that the two r are not the same, you should punish your father and me sincerely!"
Yami was annoyed at helping him out of his kindness, and was being ridiculed by him. With a small voice, he whispered in his ear, "Hey, you are so heartless! For you, I got up before six o'clock for the first time. Besides Yes, I am strict with you, isn't that to make Liao's mother satisfied and moved after seeing it?"
It was obvious that she was joking with her, but unexpectedly this girl took it seriously, turned her face away, explained and apologized to her with a playful smile.
"Oh, that's all I said, I'm making you anxious."
"Okay, I was wrong, I will spell this r again until you are satisfied, ok?"
"Our glutinous rice is the most obedient and loves me the most. I will remember your kindness in my heart. When I reconcile with your mother, A Si's father will definitely thank you very much!"
Yami snorted coldly, "Hmph, who wants you to thank me, do you think I want to help you? Don't be too sentimental, I'm actually afraid that my mother will be sad."
Obviously he was helping him, but he didn't admit it, Lian Zusi murmured amusedly, "This duplicity is really well inherited."
He spoke in a very low voice, and Yami couldn't hear clearly, so he couldn't help but frowned, "What are you muttering about?"
Lian Yusi shook his head, laughed and chatted with her, "No, I told you it's a good idea, your mother will definitely be moved when you see it. Girls, there are few who don't like flowers."
"That's not likely." Yami took the opportunity to pour cold water on him.
"Why?" Lian Yusi was puzzled.
Amber rolled her small eyes, and Yami said in a tone like someone who has experienced it, "Where are the roses, just to create a romantic atmosphere for you, the most important thing is to look at your own performance. If you don't take the initiative to apologize to Liao's mother , say more sweet words to coax her, no matter how beautiful the flowers are, she still won't forgive you."
Unexpectedly, at such a young age, this girl has a set of principles, and she even curled her lips in a funny way, "You look like an emotional expert! Have you ever been in love, you!"
Yami replied bluntly, "I haven't seen a pig run, and I haven't eaten a pig's trotter!"
Shaking her head speechlessly, Lian Chusi hastily corrected her, "Miss, you are wrong, you have never eaten a pig's trotter, and you have never seen a pig run!"
"is it?"
"uh-huh!"
"Oh, I have a meaning, spell your words, don't interrupt me on the phone!" Yami changed the subject cleverly.
Lian Yusi couldn't help sighing again in a low voice, "Change the subject if you can't win, and don't let go when you have the upper hand. You really are someone's daughter!"
Xu family.
The mobile phone kept ringing non-stop, as if she would not stop until it woke her up, Tang Pian was annoyed like something.
Reluctantly turned over, she reached for the phone with her arms, and decided to look at it for a while and found that it was a call from someone she didn't know or a call she didn't want to answer. It would be strange if she didn't throw the phone out.
After grabbing the phone, she took it to the fundus of her eyes, and glanced at the screen with a pair of eyes that couldn't be opened at all.
Seeing that it was her daughter Yami who called, the irritable frown between her brows slowly relaxed.
Slide the answer button, put the phone to the ear, Tang Pianlu closed her eyes and continued to catch up on sleep.
Moving her lips mechanically, she greeted her daughter on the radio in a lazy tone, "Good morning, baby. You woke up really early!"
The phone was connected, and the lazy voice of Liao's mother came from the other end of the radio wave. Guessing that she might still be sleeping, Yami stuck out her little tongue out of embarrassment.
Yami was lying on top of Lian Yusi, the phone was very close to him, when he heard the haunting voice, he subconsciously pricked up his ears to listen
"Mommy, I..." Before he finished speaking, Yami, who is a top-notch actress, clutched his small chest and coughed lightly, "Cough...cough cough..."
Yami's move immediately caused Lian Chusi to secretly laugh, sighing to himself that this kid is really good at acting, and his acting is too good.
After hearing her daughter's cough, Tang Pianlu lost sleepiness.
Opening her eyes suddenly, she sat up from the bed reflexively.
Holding the phone tightly, she asked nervously, "What's going on, Yami, why are you coughing? Is it a cold?"
"Well, it's a cold, it's so uncomfortable!" Seeing the bait on the bait, Yami narrowed her eyes and smiled at the person who looked back at her.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Coughing, the clever voice continued to act in a sickly voice, "Since the middle of the night, my head has been dizzy, and my body is as hot as a fireball. I can hardly bear it. Finally Speechless, I kept coughing non-stop, and felt like my lungs were about to be coughed out!"
Just listening to her weak voice and her heart-throbbing cough, Tang Pianli was so anxious, "Didn't you be fine yesterday morning? Why did you suddenly catch a cold?"
Holding the phone in hand, Tang Pian hurriedly got out of bed, put on her slippers and ran towards the closet.
She decided to find her clothes first, and after talking on the phone, she changed into her clothes and washed up before going to Lian Zhai to visit her sick daughter.
Tilting his head and thinking about it, Yami used his ingenuity to make some nonsense, "I don't know, it may be that the weather has changed a lot recently. I put on and took off my coat all the time, and I caught a cold. It may also be that The virus has invaded, I watched TV and said that many people seem to have caught a cold recently."
Hearing this, Lian Chu Sidang even freed up a hand to give her a thumbs up.
This explanation, the ability of this nonsense fabrication, he simply sighed.
Taking the clothes she found, she went back to the bed and sat down. When Tang Pianlu thought that her daughter fell ill a day after returning to someone, she was so angry that she wanted to tear him apart, "Where is your father, why doesn't he Send you to the hospital! This damn guy, I just hand you over to him for a day, and that’s it, does he want to die? This bastard, how did he take care of you! You let him answer the phone!"
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