dkrc Chapter 167 This Guy Has The Potential To Hang A Street Light!
Chapter 167 This Guy Has The Potential To Hang A Street Light!
After chatting for a few words.
Lao Huang left in a hurry.
It looked like I was going to teach another class, so I planned to go there a few minutes early.
Jiang Feng didn't stop him either.
I walked into the classroom holding the test paper.
I quickly found a few people to hand out the answer sheets.
At this time, a very strange phenomenon occurred.
Students who know that they did not do well in the exam will go out in a hurry without wanting to stay longer.
Even if you don’t have urine, you still have to go out and squeeze a few drops.
And students who feel that they have done well in the exam have to wait for the test papers to be handed to them even if they are holding back.
Even without Jiang Feng's words, many students were already beaming with joy.
Especially Su Qing, because she had heard the gossip from friends in other classes, she was even more excited at this time.
While students are handing out answer sheets.
Just like in Class 4, I gave a few words of advice as usual.
"Your Chinese score this time is pretty good, with an average score of 88.6, third in grade. It's less than one point lower than Class 4. Maybe you can surpass it if you work harder next time."
"Although the average score is not higher than that of Class 4, it is important to mention that our class ranks first in the Chinese language class this time. Everyone..."
Guess the word has not been spoken yet.
Su Qing could hardly contain her excitement.
I was just about to stand up and "humbly" accept the praise.
But it didn't happen.
Li Yiliang suddenly stood up from his seat at this time!
He said with great pride: "Yes, it's me! I can get this first place. First of all, I would like to thank Teacher Jiang for his careful teaching for a long time; secondly, I would also like to thank the school for providing me with a good learning environment; and... .”
Before this guy could finish his acceptance speech.
Jiang Feng casually picked up a piece of chalk from the podium, aimed at Li Yiliang's head and hit it.
Li Yiliang was so frightened that he hid in a hurry.
Just under this coincidence.
The chalk head was so magical that it flew into Li Yiliang's mouth!
The bitter taste instantly filled my mouth.
Li Yiliang went numb on the spot!
"Ugh~bah bah bah...he~tui!"
Vomiting, he ran to the toilet.
Jiang Feng leisurely added for him: "And I would also like to thank your parents for giving you this mouth that allows you to talk nonsense here."
The moment the words fell.
The thirty or so students still in the class burst into laughter one after another!
Everyone was grinning from ear to ear.
"Seize the bamboo shoots! If Teacher Jiang can speak, speak more!"
"I'm super! This is awesome, Teacher Jiang will teach me!"
"People don't talk much when they're cruel. I'm Brother Jiang in society!"
...
In the live broadcast room.
The audience was impressed by Jiang Feng's operation.
This chalk tip is really accurate!
What a talent it is to be able to throw chalk heads so well!
Moreover, the additional sentence at the end is really cool.
It can be called a double attack, both physical and verbal.
If you know how to answer the phone like this, Teacher Jiang, you are going to die!
[Coach, I want to learn this! This fucking chalk head acts like a hidden weapon! This is simply outrageous! If I had been so awesome back then, I could have walked sideways in the classroom! 】
[Coach: Let’s just say, I fucking want to learn this more than you do! 】
[I remember that my class teacher was so accurate when throwing chalk. If he said he would hit the left cheek, he would never hit the right cheek. She said she had lost it for more than ten years, and sometimes she could even hit flies. 】
【I am extremely envious of riding a horse! When I was in high school, my deskmate was a sleeper. The class teacher is a good person and loves to play. He imitates others and throws chalk, and hits me on the head every time! Later, I was so angry that I offered to change seats...]
【Fuck! Are you Guo Jiahao upstairs? ? ? Come here and call daddy! I am your Brother Xu! ! ! 】
【ah? ? ? I'm super! box! Has all this been uncovered? 6! The awesome netizens are so awesome that I am amazed! This wave is really a heifer crying like an old cow - so awesome! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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In classrooms.
Jiang Feng continued: "This time the number one in the Chinese language grade is our classmate Su Qing's score of 139."
"Because this is the first time that we Chinese teachers have given test papers together, the difficulty is a bit more difficult. The value of this result is quite high."
Hearing this, Su Qing was so happy!
The difficulty was a bit more difficult, and she got 139 points!
Even Teacher Jiang personally praised it!
This gold content is simply not too great!
After Jiang Feng finished speaking, many students became very curious and started asking questions.
Chatting with Jiang Feng all the time.
"Teacher, how difficult is it to be more difficult? I only scored 112 points."
"Teacher Jiang, you guys wrote the test paper together, so which part did you write?"
"Brother Jiang, teach me how to throw the chalk! That was so cool just now!"
"Teacher Jiang, since I did so well in the exam, is there any reward?"
"..."
A series of bombings made Jiang Feng numb!
However, it's not class time yet.
It's okay to argue with students.
So I randomly picked a question that was easier to answer: "I got the highest score on this test paper, accounting for two-fifths."
moment.
Several people in the class showed "Wow, wow, wow" expressions.
Sure enough, among the five teachers in the office, the most powerful one has to be Teacher Jiang!
Without thinking, Jiang Feng continued: "Oh, I published a composition."
student:"???"
Isn’t it just a matter of coming up with a title for the composition?
The easiest thing about co-authoring is left to you?
In an instant, Jiang Feng's status in their minds plummeted.
Jiang Feng turned around and continued: "The rewards were not announced in advance this time. Let's do it next time. Next time, we will take all the passing students in the class to eat Haidilao."
moment.
Many people blinked subconsciously!
It has to be Teacher Jiang!
If everyone in both classes passed...
Is that okay?
"When you are free, find someone to notify Class 4 as well. Then we will see which class has more people passing the test."
"I go!"
As soon as Jiang Feng finished speaking, Ma Xiaohao volunteered and rushed out.
Only a few seconds passed.
Then I heard Ma Xiaohao's voice from next door: "Teacher Jiang said that those who pass the exam next time will be invited to eat braised chicken from the school cafeteria! Come on, everyone!"
Jiang Feng: "???"
Other students: "???"
Is this how you deliver the message?
Consumption downgrade, right?
...
In the live broadcast room.
Many viewers laughed out loud at Ma Xiaohao's voice.
Haidilao turned into braised chicken in the blink of an eye.
Why did you bring in a middleman to make the difference?
This deduction is a bit harsh!
Ma Xiaohao, you have the potential to hang on a street lamp!
[It’s so cool, why is the style of painting in this live broadcast room so strange! The teacher is a tease, and so are all the students! 】
[I just came from the live broadcast room on the 18th, and I became a huge fan. The live broadcast room here must be so cool! 】
【chicken? You try another chicken! What did my pigeons do wrong? Why do they have to suffer from you like this... Oh, braised chicken? That’s okay, I like to eat too! 】
[Even in ancient times, the money coming from the hair gradually decreased after layers of deductions. I didn’t expect that this kid would get it all by himself! 】
【? ? ? Why do I feel that there seems to be something in your words, brother upstairs? Is this allowed to be said nonsense? 】
【Good boy! He will definitely not be allowed to enter the official career in the future, otherwise I am afraid that one day he will be in the news as a mosaic! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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