dkrc Chapter 173 Jiang Feng: It Makes Sense, Right?
Chapter 173 Jiang Feng: It Makes Sense, Right?
I walked out of the classroom with a feeling of eating melon.
Jiang Feng looked in the direction of Class One.
There were a lot of people there at this time.
There was only one class in the middle, and two teachers and several students with armbands on their arms could be clearly seen gathering at the door of class one.
Most likely to check something is coming.
Jiang Feng walked over curiously to see what he was inspecting, so that when it was his turn to lead the class, he could deal with it in advance.
Before I got there, I heard the conversation between the two teachers.
So-and-so’s bangs are not up to standard, and so-and-so’s nails are a bit long.
As he spoke, he was still taking names.
Good guy!
It's school grooming inspection coming!
Instantly, Jiang Feng thought of the students in Class 3 and Class 4.
I can’t say it’s terrible, I can only say it’s hard to describe.
A casual check shows that less than half of the two classes must have folded in!
Everything needs to be corrected.
The point is, checking the appearance of students is not helpful at all to students’ learning.
It is purely the administrator's wishful thinking to enhance students' obedience and satisfy their own desire for control.
Just like that running exercise.
To be able to run properly, students must be uniform and in step.
It's useless except to look good.
It's also called improving students' team awareness...
This is pure bullshit.
Jiang Feng will be the first to support anything that can actually help students' learning.
But forget about this stuff.
"Brother Jiang, what's going on? Why is it so lively?"
Ma Xiaohao poked his head out from the side.
Jiang Feng glanced at this guy's bangs and fell into deep thought.
"I'm here to check my appearance. Let's go around, hurry up and ask the classmates to straighten their hair."
The two hurried back to the classroom.
After learning the news, the entire class was a little confused.
What kind of cool operation is this in the school!
Make a surprise appearance check at night!
As it stands now, at least half of the students in the class are unqualified.
It has been more than a month since high school started, and I have never encountered such a situation, so every student is letting themselves go.
No wonder Class One made such a big fuss when they were investigated just now.
"Teacher Jiang, how do you do it? Is it possible that it needs to be cut now?"
"I had a hard time convincing my mother that it took me a long time to get to this point from the time I had a haircut!"
"Pfft! The school is so lenient!"
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In the live broadcast room.
Many viewers also became angry.
When it comes to annoying inspections during student days, one is cleaning and the other is grooming.
They are all face-saving projects, but they must be mobilized from top to bottom, as if they are extremely important.
They are all people who came from school days.
Many viewers in the live broadcast room have a deep understanding of how these students in the class feel.
I’m embarrassed to say that I went to school if I haven’t experienced it.
[Bad memories come flooding back. The mention of having my appearance checked made me dizzy. I was in class that day, so they sent me directly out of school and asked me to come back after cutting my hair. 】
[Our school is outrageous. We will tell you in advance, and then conduct a surprise inspection. If you find that the student's hair style is not up to standard, you will be forced to have it cut. 】
[I have been obsessed with studying for three years in high school and have always been short-term. I feel no pressure at all! Those who checked saw me and took a detour! 】
[To be honest, I don’t even know what the use of this grooming check is. When I was in high school, it was done once a month. I couldn’t stand it. Later, even our teachers were speechless. 】
【ah? Can't stand it once a month? How about your health care? I have no pressure even once a day...Ah, I'm sorry, it seems I saw it wrong...]
[Brother, don’t hold on, I can see you are under a lot of pressure! I misread such big words. Brother, please listen to my advice and quit as soon as possible! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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Jiang Feng looked at the anxious students in the classroom with the expression of a stupid son who looked down on his own family.
He said calmly: "Why are you anxious? Don't be anxious. I'll find a way for you."
"Boys, if you have some water at hand, get some water, put your bangs on your head, and comb your hair back. If you don't have any water, go to the toilet and get some."
"Girls, if you have a card, put your bangs up and put them down after checking. If you don't have a card, I'll go to the office and borrow some for you. Don't panic."
"By the way, you can find someone to inform Class 4 as well."
Arrangements completed.
Under the stunned eyes of the students, Jiang Feng returned to the office.
I borrowed about twenty hair cards from Li Xiuhua.
She bought them all for her daughter.
at this time.
All the students in the two classes were hurriedly styling their hair and cutting their nails.
One by one, the boys wiped their bangs on their heads with water, looking more and more arrogant.
Jiang Feng also handed out the borrowed card.
The inspection on the other side has already progressed to the second shift.
Not long after.
Almost all the students in the two classes have been sorted out.
The boys who originally had too long bangs now had their hair slicked back and had shiny foreheads.
"Fa Ge hahaha! Do you think I look like the God of Gamblers Fa Ge!"
"Don't make trouble, your hairline is like an elder brother at most!"
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And the other side.
The student council and the two teachers who were checking the appearance happened to walk into the door of Class 3 at this time.
"Teacher, I will delay your class time for three minutes. The school conducts a routine inspection on your appearance and appearance."
Jiang Feng, who had already prepared the students, nodded very easily: "Yes."
Four students from the student union, two men and two women, walked into the classroom and began to check the appearance of the students in the class one by one.
The front was relatively normal.
When I got to the back, I saw several boys with water still on their hair.
Especially this guy Xu Fei, it was as if he had washed his head with water.
The hair is pulled back, just like Fa Ge’s slicked-back hair!
Several students who checked were stunned.
"Classmate, you..."
Xu Feizheng didn't know how to answer.
Jiang Feng on the side explained: "Oh, he is from the basketball club. He just came back from training. Is it normal for his head to be a little sweaty?"
Xu Fei quickly picked up the basketball at his feet and shook it: "Yes, from the basketball club."
A few seconds later.
Came to Ma Xiaohao's side again.
"He's also from the basketball club?"
Jiang Feng: "Yes, he does too."
The students inspected by the student union soon came to stop next to Zhang Yang.
The student who had not yet waited for the inspection spoke.
Jiang Feng said shamelessly: "Oh, he is also from the basketball club."
One sentence directly silenced the person.
Subsequently.
Then he checked next to Zhang Chao, the thinnest boy in the class.
He is a little over 1.6 meters tall and weighs less than a hundred pounds.
There’s no way he’s still in the basketball club this time, right?
Unexpectedly.
Jiang Feng said very shamelessly: "Oh, although he is not from the basketball club, it is reasonable to be a temporary sparring partner, right?"
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Jiang Feng's shameless behavior stunned the audience in the live broadcast room!
You really dare to say it!
How many people are there in the entire basketball club in the school? You guys take up so many in just one class!
Just stuff everything into the basketball club, right?
[Don’t be nervous, everyone. I am a car mechanic. This wrench is what I use to tighten screws. It makes sense, right? 】
[Pfft hahahaha! You idiots can really hold back any dirty talk! The last time I saw this movie was the last time! 】
【6! So many boys are in the basketball club, right? I feel like Teacher Jiang is deceiving people as fools! 】
[Don’t worry about whether it’s a lie or not, just tell them whether they believe it or not! If you don’t say it, you just believe it! 】
[I have to say that it is somewhat useful. Once the girls’ bangs were tied up, no one was noticed. It's just the guys in the class that make me a little nervous. Their hairlines are so high! 】
[Laughing, that’s how the photo on my ID card was done. When I took the photo, my bangs were too long, so my mother used some water to lift them up. The photo I still use now has been laughed at by my roommate for three years. 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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(Everyone, please watch and learn. This person who used water to raise his bangs is a real life story of another roommate of mine. He was ridiculed by our group for three years because of his ID card photo.)