Chapter 270 Brother Jiang, I Think I Need To Take A Break
Chapter 270 Brother Jiang, I Think I Need To Take A Break
It was approaching five o'clock on Saturday afternoon.
Jiang Feng left home and came downstairs to Ma Xiaohao's community as promised.
In order to make money... and to meet the expectations of the audience, the live broadcast camera was also turned on.
As soon as I arrived downstairs in the community, I saw Ma Xiaohao already waiting here.
"Brother Jiang, we are finally here!"
Because he was not in school, Ma Xiaohao was more relaxed at this time and came up directly to hug Jiang Feng with a smile.
There is no sense of restraint.
Pa~
Jiang Feng slapped his hand away: "Go, go, did you pass math? If you didn't, don't get involved."
Ma Xiaohao: "..."
One sentence silenced Ma Xiaohao and broke his guard on the spot.
It wasn't until I was walking home that I calmed down.
The door to the house opens with a creak.
Ma Xiaohao's father, Ma Mingjun, saw Jiang Feng and came up to him.
"Teacher Jiang, we are finally here. Please invite everyone in the room. This kid Xiaohao has caused you trouble during this time!"
After saying that, he turned to look at Ma Xiaohao, who was smiling playfully next to him.
Seeing this, Ma Xiaohao turned his head away in embarrassment.
Jiang Feng looked at him and smiled: "No, no, Ma Xiaohao is very motivated and willing to learn."
"Teacher Jiang, please come in first." Ma Mingjun welcomed Jiang Feng in: "You can sit wherever you want."
The house is decorated as a normal two-bedroom and one-living room, and it looks quite ordinary.
"Quickly, let's wash the fruits for you, Teacher Jiang."
"I'm coming!"
At Ma Mingjun's greeting, Ma Xiaohao quickly ran to the kitchen with a fruit plate.
Although this guy is very naughty at school, he is very obedient at home.
Whatever his father said, he did it immediately.
During this period, Ma Mingjun chatted with Jiang Feng about Ma Xiaohao's studies.
The conversation ranged from his usual class performance to his Chinese scores, and then from his Chinese scores to this guy's partial subjects.
As the two chatted, Ma Xiaohao was already awkwardly scratching the ground with his toes next to him!
When faced with parents and teachers communicating about him in front of him, he basically couldn't get a word in and could only listen passively.
Not to mention how embarrassing that scene was!
Especially after the conversation got to the end, Ma Xiaohao's father, Ma Mingjun, slowly started to relax.
Once the chat box was opened, it could not be closed, and he also talked about all the embarrassing things Ma Xiaohao had done before!
From when Ma Xiaohao was seven years old, he competed with his neighbor's sister who was one year older than him to see who could pee farther and lost. When he was in the first grade of junior high school, he wet the bed and secretly dried himself on the quilt. Cai was caught.
We talked about all kinds of embarrassing things!
Jiang Feng almost laughed out loud at some of these embarrassing things!
I can only force myself not to laugh!
Ma Xiaohao, who was standing by, felt like Sun Wukong being chanted by Tang Monk and almost exploded!
In my heart, I can only pray that Teacher Jiang does not broadcast live today!
Otherwise, he will have to live on another planet!
...
However, the more you fear something, the more likely it will come!
In Jiang Feng's live broadcast room, because he knew in advance that there would be a home visit to Ma Xiaohao's house on Saturday.
So it was only around three o'clock in the afternoon, and many viewers were already waiting in the live broadcast room!
Until nearly five o'clock, when Jiang Feng officially started the live broadcast.
Online popularity has reached more than 1.7 million!
And this home visit really lived up to the expectations of the audience, with such exciting content just at the beginning!
This is all serious dirt!
Based on the information at hand, I am afraid that Ma Xiaohao can explode on the spot!
【Hahahahahaha! Killing me! Brother Ma also has today! This competition with my sister, who is one year older than me, who can pee farther than me and lose is too explosive! It’s true that I’m in the United States and I got up from bed at five o’clock in the middle of the night to watch the live broadcast! 】
[Sorry, I didn’t mean to laugh, but I couldn’t hold back when I heard this! Please forgive me, Lord Buddha, hahahaha! I don’t want to deduct merit anymore! 】
【He is truly a biological father! These embarrassing things shocked me for a whole year! So happy! As expected of you, Ma Xiaohao, you can always come up with something different for me! 】
【quick! His good brothers Li Yiliang, Xu Fei, and Chen Yufan must not know about this! Brothers, if anyone has their contact information, please send it to them as soon as possible hahahaha! 】
[Actually, I don’t think you need to tell them. In fact, they are more anxious than us. I’m afraid they were waiting in the live broadcast room as early as two or three o’clock in the afternoon! 】
[The screen is being recorded, classmate Ma Xiaohao, you don’t want everyone to know about this, right? 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
...
I saw my father and Teacher Jiang becoming more and more engaged in the conversation.
Ma Xiaohao was still thinking deeply about whether Jiang Feng had started the live broadcast.
I was about to turn on my phone to confirm.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned on his phone, he saw that Li Yiliang, Xu Fei, Chen Yufan, and He Yu all sent him messages almost at the same time.
He immediately felt an ominous premonition, and his right eyelid twitched!
It’s over, it seems like something bad is going to happen!
Ma Xiaohao didn't even dare to click on it anymore.
Ding~
Another message popped up.
Li Yiliang: Brother Ma is so embarrassed. His peeing is far inferior to that of the sister next door. It’s so embarrassing for Class 3!
"..."
The hanging heart is finally dead!
Ma Xiaohao’s mentality exploded on the spot! My eyes almost went dark!
It's over.
It's all over.
I even have to consider changing schools.
Looking back, my father Ma Mingjun was still telling Teacher Jiang about his "glorious past".
puff!
If this continues, I will really have to change my life on another planet!
Ma Xiaohao quickly dissuaded him.
"Dad, please stop talking now. Teacher Jiang hasn't eaten yet. What do you think you will do if Teacher Jiang is hungry?"
Ma Mingjun didn't stop until he heard this.
I patted my head and suddenly thought that the main thing this time was to invite Teacher Jiang over for dinner!
But I just took him and chatted for a long time...
Thinking of this, Ma Mingjun hurriedly got up from the sofa and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile: "Teacher Jiang, Xiaohao is not coming back from working overtime tonight. I will cook a meal for you, Teacher Jiang. Don't mind it."
Jiang Feng waved his hand: "It's okay, it's not a problem, just eat whatever you want."
Seeing this situation, Ma Xiaohao finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Thanks to my wit, I didn't let my father continue talking!
"Brother Jiang, I think I need to take a break. You are running a live broadcast, and what happened to me just now..." When he said this, Ma Xiaohao's expression was already numb.
After hearing this, Jiang Feng also noticed.
No wonder his popularity skyrocketed so quickly just now. It turned out that he exposed all the embarrassing things about Ma Xiaohao during a live broadcast!
Good guy!
"Hi~ I didn't notice it just now, and then I realized that the live broadcast was on."
"Brother Jiang, this live broadcast..."
"Keep it open."
"???"
...
About an hour later.
Ma Mingjun brought out several dishes one after another.
Indeed, they were all relatively home-cooked dishes, and they followed Jiang Feng's idea.
There is no need to spend so much money on a student’s family just for a home visit and a meal.
It’s only been a few minutes since we started eating.
Ma Mingjun's conversation started again, and he continued to talk about the topic that he had just left unfinished.
In an instant, Ma Xiaohao’s face turned green!
puff! Why are you still here!
However.
at this time.
The miniature live broadcast camera hanging on Jiang Feng's chest was finally disconnected because it ran out of power.
...
As the live broadcast room screen cut off.
The audience exploded on the spot!
Damn it, I was watching the critical moment, why did the live broadcast disappear!
There is no need to take care of Ma Xiaohao's face, just broadcast it with confidence and boldness!
Why are you still turning off the live broadcast at this time? Everyone is an old acquaintance and knows what it means to turn off the live broadcast at this time!
[Holy shit, why did you turn it off? Teacher Jiang doesn’t want it! Open it for a while longer and let everyone have some fun again! Ma Xiaohao himself did not object, but suggested that Teacher Jiang continue! 】
[On the same day, I just called a few roommates over to watch the fun. Unexpectedly, just after they arrived, the live broadcast suddenly stopped and the screen disappeared. Now they all tell me to wear my long johns inside out when sleeping at night. What should I do? Wait online. Urgent! 】
[My mentality exploded. Damn it. Just when I was watching the critical moment, the picture suddenly disappeared. Teacher Jiang, you have committed a heinous crime! We all know the basics, you know my depth and I know your strengths and weaknesses, why are you still so open-minded? 】
[It doesn’t feel like he took the initiative to turn off the live broadcast. When Teacher Jiang turned off the live broadcast before, you could see him turning off the camera, but just now Teacher Jiang had both hands occupied and didn’t see the scene of turning off the live broadcast at all. 】
【? Could it be that the camera is out of battery? I remember that the last time the busty girl No. 18 ran out of battery, the camera ran out of battery when she was dancing at a gala. At that time, the audience in the live broadcast room was in panic. Of course, don’t ask me. How do you know? 】
[So, let me ask you, brother upstairs, how did you know that the audience in the live broadcast room was so anxious? 】
【6! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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