Chapter 272 Knowledge Got Into My Brain In A Despicable Way
Chapter 272 Knowledge Got Into My Brain In A Despicable Way
When he told Jiang Feng that he had become his uncle inexplicably, Ma Xiaohao's mentality exploded!
The degree of social evil of this thing is no less than those embarrassing things leaked by his father who cheated his son!
as expected.
When I had to bite the bullet and narrate the whole thing.
Those few good friends were already laughing so hard that they were miserable!
Especially Li Yiliang behind him, he almost burst out laughing: "Teacher Jiang! Let's go and have sex tomorrow too, hahahahaha!"
"..."
Ma Xiaohao turned around and glared at him fiercely. At this moment, he just wanted to kill him!
But this is not over yet.
Xu Fei on the other side had already begun to mock: "It's okay, Xiaohao, from now on in this class, the uncles will take care of you!"
Ma Xiaohao: "..."
I'm really speechless!
At this time, Chen Yufan on the side also started to talk dirty: "Hao'er, come and call me uncle, don't be so rude."
Ma Xiaohao: "..."
The mentality explodes!
Everyone is numb!
I wish I could give these idiots two punches each on the spot!
Even the boys from Class 4 who were standing at the door watching the show, covering their mouths and laughing wildly, could not be spared!
But at this time.
Jiang Feng took out his mobile phone from his pocket.
After pressing it a few times, melodious singing sounded.
"The evening breeze blows the white hair on your temples and smoothes the scars left by memories~"
"In your eyes, there is a mixture of light and dark, and your smile brings joy~"
"Twilight covers your staggering steps and walks into the painting hidden by the bed~"
"..."
Ma Xiaohao was already quite defence-breaking.
Coupled with the fact that Jiang Feng suddenly played this sad song, I almost lost my temper!
Unexpectedly.
Li Yiliang and others are even more coquettish.
He just walked over and started singing in an off-key voice:
“It’s not a sin for a man to cry, cry, cry~”
"No matter how strong a person is, he has the right to be tired~"
With several people around, it even has 3D surround sound!
puff! ! !
Ma Xiaohao's face turned dark on the spot and he couldn't stand it any longer!
In an instant, all the boys and girls in the class burst into laughter.
Only Ma Xiaohao’s mentality exploded!
Happiness belongs to others and I have nothing.
At this moment.
Jiang Feng took this opportunity to preach to the students in the class: "Everyone, please watch and study carefully. This is called the contrasting technique of using happy scenery to contrast sadness, and using beautiful scenery to set off sad emotions. It will be tested in the exam."
Instantly, the laughter in the class became even louder!
"Pfft hahahaha! Remember, remember!"
"You must remember this! Even if you beat me to death, I won't forget it!"
"You're a loser! You must win!"
"Even if Pony sacrifices so much to serve as a teaching material for us, there is no way he will forget it!"
Ma Xiaohao: "6!"
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In the live broadcast room at this moment.
Even more unbearable than the students present were the viewers watching the live broadcast.
Because Ma Xiaohao is usually the most conspicuous person in the two classes taught by Jiang Feng, the audience seems to have a special obsession with watching Ma Xiaohao get into trouble.
And this morning, this round of bombings directly gave the audience a fierce satisfaction!
Especially when several other students gathered around and sang "It's not a sin for a man to cry", they almost died laughing!
I thought it would be over like this, but I didn't expect Jiang Feng to use him as an example to teach again!
【Laughing to death! In the end, Teacher Jiang used him as an example to teach, which really caught me off guard! Don't tell me that this is actually Teacher Jiang's purpose! 】
[It’s over. I thought that after going to college, I would be completely out of touch with learning, but I didn’t expect that knowledge actually entered my brain in a very despicable way! 】
[Meng Po: No, you have already drank eight bowls. What else is on your mind that you have not forgotten? Class 3 student: Teacher Jiang said that music and scenery should be used to contrast sadness, and this is something that needs to be tested in the exam. Po Meng: Damn it, 6! 】
[Ma Xiaohao’s status instantly changed from Xiao Ma and Ma Ge to Xiao Ma and Haoer! With this title, I’m afraid I won’t be able to pass three years of high school! Everyone will mention it at future class reunions! 】
[As a working veteran who has graduated from college for several years, I just think about class reunions, but in reality there are not so many of them. I opened the message history and saw that the last time someone sent a message in the high school class group was 7 years ago, and the last time someone sent a message in the college group was 3 years ago. 】
[Fuck, brother is real! When high school classmates came to contact me, they were either asking for a knife or borrowing money, or they were getting married and asked me to pay my share. After experiencing it several times, I simply chose to pretend to be dead! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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After joking.
The class bell rang soon.
Jiang Feng calmly picked up the textbook and formally taught them a lesson.
About five minutes before the end of the get out of class, the content of a class was finished. The remaining time was directly given to them to freely review the content and discussion of this class. In fact, it was just chatting time.
Therefore, many people took this opportunity to make fun of Ma Xiaohao.
Dong Dong Dong~
Jiang Feng was sitting on the podium fishing when there was a sudden knock on the front door of the classroom.
From the small window on the door, we could see that the person coming was Shen Wei, the new teaching director who had arrived a while ago. It seemed that she wanted to see Jiang Feng for something.
Jiang Feng got up and went out after seeing it.
The students in the class were still laughing and joking freely, and some were even making jokes about Ma Xiaohao.
Many people were shocked when they saw the dean coming, and they all consciously closed their mouths.
If the dean comes here, there must be something up his sleeve!
Especially if you come to me during class, nine times out of ten, there is something wrong with this class! And it’s not a small problem!
The last time they saw the dean looking for Teacher Jiang was when a student in the class was sleeping.
Many students pondered.
broken!
Could it be that they made too much noise just now and attracted the dean of students to criticize Teacher Jiang? !
That's not enough!
Some girls have even begun to think about how they will apologize to Teacher Jiang later!
However, outside the door.
Shen Wei said to Jiang Feng: "Teacher Jiang, there is an open class to be held in Class 9 taught by Teacher Gao in the second period this morning. Do you think it is convenient to go and take a look at this time? Teacher Gao specifically said that he wants Teacher Jiang to go there. Look at the results of his class now.”
Um?
And this thing?
Speaking of this, Jiang Feng really wanted to see the situation of Gao Yang's two classes now.
Since I told him my method last time, judging from the daily situation Gao Yang shared, it seems that it has improved a lot than before.
But actually I don’t know what’s going on now.
Jiang Feng's current impression was still about the previous scene where he cheated on Class 6 exams and was tricked by him into 9 different test papers with one trick.
There are also students in Class 9 who were impressed by the fact that he confiscated more than 40 mobile phones in one night, and they were "frightened" when they heard his name.
Almost a month has passed since then, and I really want to see how the two classes are doing now.
Jiang Feng immediately nodded and agreed: "Okay, second period in the morning, right? There happens to be no classes, which is quite convenient."
"Okay, Teacher Jiang, don't forget it later."
"Um."
...
In the live broadcast room at this time.
When the audience heard that Gao Yang was going to give a public class, they couldn't help but be a little confused.
Because in the audience's impression, the two classes taught by Gao Yang were more outrageous than the other!
One class had their exams copied in advance and was so shocked by Jiang Feng's splitting papers that they almost cried on the spot.
In another class, Teacher Jiang confiscated more than 40 mobile phones from 50 people in one night, almost to the point where everyone had one cell phone!
It would be unthinkable to hold a public class!
In the eyes of the audience, the most suitable for holding open classes are basically Classes 3 and 4 taught by Teacher Jiang, and the Innovation Class 1, which sounds awesome.
As for Class 9, although Teacher Jiang taught Teacher Gao Yang some of his ideas and methods.
But I always feel that in their class, in the middle of an open class, they suddenly see students playing games on their mobile phones!
[Damn it, when will Teacher Jiang give everyone an open class? I’m already looking forward to it! It's best to teach it in Class 3. I want to see those naughty students fooling around! 】
[Let’s just say, is Teacher Jiang’s live broadcast every day equivalent to giving a public class? And it was taught in front of an audience of millions. Isn’t this much better than an open class with only a dozen teachers watching from the back of the classroom? 】
[This... seems to be the case, but it always feels weird and lacks the atmosphere. The open class with a dozen teachers carrying benches and sitting in the back row of the classroom has a great atmosphere! As a student in the back row, I was even more cautious and didn’t even dare to move! 】
[Crap, after what you said, the sense of immersion has already come up! Because I was tall, I always sat in the back row of the class. It just so happens that our head teacher is an excellent teacher and teaches a lot in open classes. Every time those teachers sat behind me in the back row, I felt so cold behind me that I didn’t dare to move. There were even scenes where I sat at the same table as the teacher...]
[I didn’t even dare to think how outrageous it would be. Could it be that while I was giving a lecture, a voice like: first blood suddenly came from under the podium? 】
【6! Brother, you are too brave to think about this! How can you be so bold? There were about a dozen teachers watching from behind. Not to mention playing with their mobile phones, even if the pen fell on the ground, no one would dare to pick it up! 】
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