dkrc Chapter 284 Teacher Jiang, Please Give Me A Paragraph
Chapter 284 Teacher Jiang, Please Give Me A Paragraph
Seeing Jiang Feng coming over with "willingly" written all over his face, Lao Li nodded.
"Okay, then Teacher Jiang, you can teach them this class. I'm sorry to bother you."
"Well, no trouble."
Jiang Feng agreed.
Lao Li also left through the front door of the classroom.
And in the class.
Xu Yan and Zhao Qingqing came in one after another and helped Jiang Feng put his computer and mobile phone on the table on the podium.
Seeing Jiang Feng push open the door and come in, dozens of students instantly burst into a burst of surprise and excitement!
"Damn it! Damn it! No need to take Lao Li's class!"
"Teacher Jiang! I knew Teacher Jiang would never abandon us!"
“Teacher Chong Jiang is so kind to us, I’m convinced of this one!”
"Song Hang, you are such a stupid abacus that your abacus fell on my face!"
"..."
The scene can be described in one sentence: A tall ape often screams, which is very sad and strange. The sound can be heard in the empty valley, and the sorrow lasts for a long time...
Jiang Feng's head was almost pounding from the noise in the class.
He quickly waved his hands to stop them from continuing to shout.
"This class doesn't have much content. You can study on your own. You can do your homework or review the monthly and final exams in advance."
"Teacher Jiang, what are you doing? Are you going to fish again?" Zhao Qingqing raised her head on the podium and asked.
Good guy, you are still taking care of me.
Jiang Feng said without blushing and without a beating heart: "What else can I do? Of course I am here to supervise you as a teacher!"
Anyway, no matter whether it is true or false, let’s gain momentum when speaking.
This is called being unreasonable and strong!
However, as a student who has been with Teacher Jiang for two months, he has already figured out Jiang Feng's ways.
Don’t take this approach at all!
"I understand, I understand, Teacher Jiang is trying to fish again!"
"Indeed, I know what videos Teacher Jiang's account will recommend without even looking."
"So, fishing is also part of Teacher Jiang's teaching?"
"Teacher Jiang, why don't you talk to us while you are just sulking around watching videos? How are those black men on bicycles pulling bananas better looking than us?"
Jiang Feng said jokingly: "If you also ride a bicycle and pull bananas, then I will look at you too."
Immediately, several boys in the class couldn't sit still!
Funny thoughts arise spontaneously.
bike?
They do! Park right outside the school!
banana?
You can buy it! You can buy it at fruit stalls outside! They also sell raw melon and eggs!
"Teacher Jiang, I can do this!"
"Let me go out now, and in ten minutes you can see me pooping bananas!"
"Brother Jie, let's go together! Let's perform a double fuck for Teacher Jiang!"
"Huh? You don't take me with you? That wouldn't be interesting enough, would it?"
Jiang Feng stood on the podium and his eyelids twitched as he listened!
That picture is outrageous just thinking about it!
Several boys were riding bicycles through the campus, pulling a bunch of bananas behind them.
A group of students standing on the teaching building and watching onlooked back to their ancestors, shouting and cheering loudly, and even wanted to go up and replace some of them.
When a person goes up and is embarrassed, the scene will be embarrassing.
But when a group of people are together, there is only happiness!
It would be twice as happy if I could be with a few good brothers!
These stupid students, if we let them out, they would really be able to do this kind of thing!
...
As these boys said their dirty words, the audience in the live broadcast room began to boo!
I've even figured it out.
The outrageous scene of those Sheniu students riding bicycles in the school, pulling bananas and flying them!
The effect of the show is absolutely explosive!
Therefore, the audience strongly agreed with the student’s proposal!
Because viewers who are familiar with this group of boys know that they can really do this kind of thing!
[Thank you, the picture is very powerful! Teacher Jiang, please approve it quickly! My mind is already full of the weird scene of several students riding bicycles and pulling bananas, laughing and joking around the school! There are people running behind and shouting: It's my turn, it's my turn! 】
[Some people say that the phrase "It's my turn, it's my turn" is the essence of this passage. Try to analyze the role this sentence plays in the article, tell whether this sentence can be deleted, and explain why (6 points)]
【6! Damn it, I can pass the high school Chinese language questions just by watching a live broadcast, right? Add a six points in this bracket, it’s so cool! 】
[These students seem to have gone out, and now Jiao Tiandi has become popular! The top of the banana, proud of the world! With me, Debiao, there will be a better future! Who is the peak at the end of the banana road? When I see De Biao, the road becomes empty! 】
[Indeed, Teacher Jiang has been watching Eternal Banana Emperor recently. It’s so exciting. Every time I watch it, my blood boils and I want to have fun! If heaven had not given birth to me, Odebiao, the eternal road would be like a long night! Come on! 】
[Mom, you idiots, get out of my head! Now that I see these few sentences, my mind can't help but think of those explanations, and I can't stop reading them all afternoon! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
...
Jingle bell bell~
The school bell rang.
"Ahem..."
Jiang Feng knocked on the blackboard: "Please be quiet for a while and study on your own. It's the last class in the morning. Please be quiet. We will finish class early and you can go to eat early."
Jiang Feng originally thought that this sentence should be quite useful.
Unexpectedly, a trend quickly formed under the podium to ask Jiang Feng to tell his story about that year.
Both boys and girls were all cheering and shouting.
The urges are getting tighter than the last! I am so curious!
Tian Tianguang inquired about Jiang Feng's personal affairs!
"Teacher Jiang, please tell me a paragraph, and we can study by ourselves peacefully after you tell a paragraph!"
"Even our politics teacher told us how nervous we were during the college entrance examination and what kind of accident would happen!"
"Teacher Jiang, please tell me a little bit~ If you don't tell us, we won't be able to bear it anymore!"
even.
After Zhao Qingqing and Xu Yan looked at each other, they were about to use the trick to fool Jiang Feng.
Before they could take action.
Jiang Feng quickly waved his hand to stop the two of them: "Stop it, stop it! If you two come again, then I will call your class teacher to come to class!"
In an instant, the two of them were stunned on the spot.
Sit back in your seat obediently.
Jiang Feng sighed helplessly.
What's going on? Isn't it hard enough for you to be the sixth one in this group of students' trap?
Is it possible that we need to increase our efforts in the future?
"Since you all want to hear the story so much, it's not impossible." Jiang Feng said leisurely, facing the expectant eyes under the podium.
Soon, many people were attracted by this sentence!
However, Teacher Jiang will definitely make another condition next.
Now it depends on what this condition is and whether they can accept it.
Therefore, everyone was looking forward to Jiang Feng's next words.
Jiang Feng said seriously: "Next, I will randomly select people, and the selected person will tell everyone a story on the stage."
Students under the podium: "???"