dkrc Chapter 1
Chapter 1
"I've said it many times. I'm really not an immortal!"
Jiang Yichu put down the steamed bread and said to the two women behind him.
Half an hour ago, two women came to the island. Because they ate two steamed buns, they insisted that they were immortals. One of them claimed to be Empress Wu!
Strange things happen every year, especially this year.
Half a year ago, Jiang Yichu, a professor of the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, encountered storms on his way to give lectures abroad and came to this desert island for no reason. He once lived by drinking dew and rain until the emergence of the system.
Potatoes, sweet potatoes, soybeans, corn
Everything. In just six months, Jiang Yichu completed the life of a local tyrant in Liangtian by relying on the system.
Just half an hour ago, two uninvited guests came to the island. They were dressed in ancient costumes and spoke strangely. They also claimed to be Wu Zetian. Looking at their pity, Jiang Yichu gave them two steamed buns. Unexpectedly, the two girls said they were immortals.
Fairy board!
If he were an immortal, he wouldn't be trapped here for half a year!
Shangguan Waner saluted, "Your Majesty, this is located in an uninhabited place, but this person sits on a fertile land, and he must be an immortal."
Wu Zetian nodded and looked up and down at Jiang Yichu. She really looked like a fairy.
"Your Majesty, which crew are you from and how did you get here?" Jiang Yichu was speechless. Are the mass actors so dedicated now, or are there cameras hidden around?
If so, it would be very exciting.
However, these two women are really beautiful. Even the first-line actresses at home and abroad are eclipsed by comparison.
"Play... Play what?" Shangguan Waner asked.
"Immortal, where is this and why am I here?" asked Wu Zetian.
Jiang Yichu took out his ears. "I said you're too deep into the play. The crew has been killed."
"Play? Is it immortal talking to me again?" Wu Zetian seemed to understand.
Jiang Yichu took it and gave them a thumbs up. "You are really dedicated. I took it."
"I've convinced you. This is a desert island. I'm the only one, so how did you come here?"
"Your majesty and I are involved here by the black wind. Immortal, how should we go back?" Shangguan Waner said, bending over and saluting.
This actor is so dedicated!
Dedicated as if he had just run out of a mental hospital.
Such two beautiful girls are stupid at a young age.
What a pity!
Empress Wu's face was heavy: "immortal, how can I go back?"
Jiang Yichu wanted to cry without tears, looking at the steamed bread in his hand: "go back? If you can't go back, I've been here for half a year."
I can't go back
In the past six months, Jiang Yichu has only gone to sea seven or eight or ten times. Unfortunately, he has been beaten back by wind and waves every time.
International rescue signals have been placed on the beach. What's the result?
It's been six months, and I haven't even waited for a bird.
Finally, two people came. They were Cosplay fans running out of the mental hospital.
Wu Zetian's face was gloomy: "are you serious?"
Jiang Yichu pointed to his hair that had grown to his back, smiled bitterly and said, "sister, do you think I'm kidding?"
Hiss!
Shangguan Waner took a cold breath. Who in the world dares to talk like his majesty!
"Calm down, your majesty. This is probably the barrier set by the immortal. Since your majesty came here, it must be an opportunity."
Wu Zetian nodded, but she couldn't see any anger.
Well, since they want to play, let them play.
Empress Wu stepped forward two steps: "immortal, don't you believe that I am the emperor of the great Zhou Dynasty?"
Big week?
Yes, after Wu Zetian ascended the throne, she changed Tang to Zhou and claimed to be the emperor of Zhou. It's no big deal.
But this sister is really too deep into the play.
Wu Zetian's righteous words: "I am really Wu Zetian, emperor of the great Zhou Dynasty."
"Wu Zetian?" Jiang Yichu looked up and smiled at me.
Wu Zetian said again, "don't I look like the immortal thought?"
"Of course not." Jiang Yichu got up.
Shangguan Waner's face changed greatly. As an inner sacrificial person, she had been with Wu Zetian for many years and knew Wu Zetian's temperament well. Now the immortal said frankly that she didn't like it. Could it be that her Majesty was not ordered by heaven?
Wu Zetian's face remained unchanged: "why not? Have you seen your majesty?"
"I see the king's Canyon every day, not only Wu Zetian, Shangguan Waner, Zhuge Liang, Luban and Qin Shihuang."
I've not only seen it, but also played it!
Jiang Yichu thought, and his ears seemed to think of familiar lines
Empress Wu looked puzzled: "what king, what gorge, I have never been to such a place."
"Forget it. I don't know. Let's show you a baby."
Jiang Yichu opened the chatterbox. After all, he hasn't spoken to anyone for half a year. He's almost suffocating. Now it's not easy for two people to come. Even if they are mentally abnormal, they are excited for him.
After all, she is beautiful.
"What is a baby?" Shangguan Waner asked.
Jiang Yichu smiled mysteriously, waved his hand at them, plunged into the peanut field, pulled out a bunch of peanuts, and quickly shelled them. His skillful action was distressing.
"Immortal, what is this?"
Jiang Yichu stuffed a handful of peanuts into his mouth and smiled like a simple: "my latest enhanced version of peanuts produces 3000 kg per mu, no more words!"
"This product can yield 3000 Jin per mu?" asked Wu Zetian.
Jiang Yichu nodded and looked proud: "of course, this is my latest research and development, exclusive patent!"
Wu Zetian was so excited that she paced back and forth, "God bless Da Zhou, God bless Da Zhou!"
Shangguan Waner was so excited that she stood in place and danced.
It's just peanuts, isn't it?
"You've never seen the world before. Come and taste it, my God." Jiang Yichu handed over a bunch of peanuts.
God... God!
Shangguan Wan'er's face turned pale. She was a fairy. She was brave enough to call emperor Tian'er of the Zhou Dynasty
Wu Zetian didn't respond. She was still immersed in excitement. She took the peanuts handed by Jiang Yichu and gave them to Shangguan Waner: "Aiqing, try them too."
Shangguan Waner gave a gift and was filled with excitement: "thank you, your majesty."
Such a precious treasure, your majesty is willing to reward her!
Thinking, Shangguan Waner opened her mouth and bit down.
Jiang Yichu immediately exclaimed, "shit, I haven't shelled yet!"
This girl is so fierce. There is mud on the peanut shell!
Shangguan Wan'er's face changed and immediately vomited out. She didn't eat until Jiang Yichu peeled it well.
"Well..."
Shangguan Wan'er pointed to the peanuts in her hand and looked excited. There was no inner sacrifice, which looked like a food.
"Your Majesty, it's very beautiful!"
"What a formality!"
Wu Zetian scolded, but she was really fragrant at the next moment, revealing the same eating expression as Shangguan Waner.
Next, Jiang Yichu watched two stunning beauties eat his one meter long peanut field.
Poor girl, you are stupid at a young age.
"Immortal, can I bring it back..."
Wu Zetian said that before she finished, she was interrupted by Jiang Yichu:
"Of course!"
Immediately, Empress Wu showed a shocked look: "are you serious?"
"It's just a few acres of peanuts. I want to take them away."
If you can take it.
Jiang Yichu looked at them with a smile and felt more and more successful.
"Thank you, immortal, thank you!"
Shangguan Waner thanked again and again.
"Look at your unpromising appearance." Jiang Yichu was speechless, got up and patted the soil on his body, pointed to the boundless peanut field in front of him, "look!"
Wu Zetian: "what are you looking at?"
Jiang Yichu: "that's all the rivers and mountains I laid for you!"