dkrc Chapter 20 Jiangnan's First Deepest Affection: Holy crap! I'm suffering from kidney defici
Chapter 20 Jiangnan's First Deepest Affection: Holy crap! I'm suffering from kidney defici
"Yes, there is..."
The male student nodded. "There's a row of small restaurants outside the cafeteria."
"Then go tell the boss, pay him a few dollars a day to borrow the stove for half an hour so he can keep an eye on the heat for you. Is that so hard?"
Lin Mo's tone was as matter-of-fact as telling an adult, "If you're hungry, you should eat."
"Decocting Chinese medicine is not a complicated thing. All you need is a clay pot and a stove. Once the water boils, turn the heat down to low and it will be ready in twenty minutes."
"You eat at the same restaurant every day, you've become familiar with the owner, do you think they wouldn't help you with this little favor?"
The male student was stunned for a moment, then suddenly slapped his thigh, his eyes flashing with a light that seemed to say, "So this is how simple the world is."
"That's right! How come I didn't think of that! I eat their rice bowls every day, the owner knows me! Adding a herbal decoction service shouldn't be a problem!"
Lin Mo leaned back in his chair, tapped the table with his pen, and spoke with the tone of an experienced person giving advice to a younger generation.
"Use your brain. Many problems in life are not as complicated as you think. If a restaurant owner is unwilling to help with this, then don't eat at his place again."
The comments section was filled with laughter.
"Could this patient's intelligence also be affected by kidney deficiency?"
School doctor: You have kidney deficiency, not brain deficiency.
"Life Hack: Borrowing a restaurant to have medicine prepared."
"Boss: Order a plate of twice-cooked pork and get a free herbal medicine decoction service."
"My pharmacy membership card was wasted."
Lin Mo watched as the male student carefully folded the prescription and put it into his pocket, then added a sentence, his tone becoming more serious.
"By the way, don't think that just because you know the prescription you can take it randomly. There are many types of kidney deficiency—kidney yang deficiency, kidney yin deficiency, kidney qi deficiency, and kidney essence deficiency, and the treatment for each type is different."
"The prescription I just gave is to warm and tonify the kidney yang, which is for his type of spleen and kidney yang deficiency and dampness trapping the spleen. If you have kidney yin deficiency, you will already have hot palms, dry mouth and tongue, and night sweats. Taking this prescription will be like adding fuel to the fire."
"So if you really think you have kidney deficiency, go see a doctor honestly and let the doctor diagnose your condition. Don't just look up a couple of prescriptions online and try them randomly. Chinese medicine is medicine when used correctly, but it becomes a burden when used incorrectly."
He said this to the camera, and his tone was more serious than ever before.
The comments section became unusually quiet, with more and more replies like "I've got it" and "Thank you, school doctor."
The male student stood to one side, his face clearly showing his "personal experience," nodding vigorously.
It moves very quickly, like a wind-up toy nodding its head.
The live chat immediately captured this scene.
"Give me your personal experience, huh?"
"This guy is a living textbook of kidney deficiency."
"He taught us a lesson through his own experience."
"It is suggested that he be erected as a 'Warning Monument for Kidney Deficiency'."
"Thanks to this brave warrior's sacrifice, we have learned our lesson."
"He is the benefactor of all the patients with kidney deficiency in our live broadcast room."
The male student glanced at the comments on his phone screen, then looked at Lin Mo, a complex expression on his face.
There was embarrassment, gratitude, and a hint of resignation—"Since the company is already dead, let's just let it go."
He bit his lip, then suddenly straightened his back, stood next to Lin Mo, facing the phone camera. Although his voice was still trembling a little, his tone was surprisingly serious.
"Everyone, stop refreshing. I am the very embodiment of the negative example. Of the six symptoms that School Doctor Lin just mentioned, I have all six—did you hear me?"
"Feeling cold easily, lower back pain, poor mental state, hair loss, frequent nighttime urination, and sexual dysfunction."
"I used to stay up until 1 or 2 a.m. every day, and I had 'flying missions' every day. Now I know that I was wrong. If you are like me, hurry up and change. Don't wait until you are 20 years old and have erectile dysfunction to regret it."
The live chat exploded.
"Holy crap, he said it!!!"
"I admit it!!!"
"All six points are correct; I acknowledge them all."
"A warrior! A true warrior!"
"This guy has completely abandoned any pretense of a public image."
From a patient with kidney deficiency to an advocate for kidney deficiency.
"There was a light in his eyes, a radiant light of magnanimity after his death."
"Daily flight mission—I've written this down as my motto."
"I hereby declare him the leader of our kidney deficiency mutual aid group."
While the live stream was bustling with activity, some netizens had already recorded the segment and edited it into a condensed version of three minutes and forty-five seconds.
The title is highly viral: "Six self-check checklist for school doctor Lin Mo's kidney deficiency symptoms. If you have all of them, don't be stubborn."
After the video was posted, it climbed to the top of the trending topics list on major platforms within two hours.
In the comments section, countless people tagged their roommates and friends.
"@xxx, look how many of these apply to you."
"@xxx, stop being stubborn and go register."
"@xxx, your back pain isn't from playing ball, it's a problem here."
"@xxx, your pillow is covered in hair, think about it."
"@xxx school doctor is talking about people like you."
This time, the number of reposts exceeded the number of likes.
No one wants to admit that they liked a post because "I got it all right," but everyone is willing to forward it to a friend who believes "he definitely got it all right."
This video has become a new weapon for contemporary young people to hurt each other.
It's harsher than "You've lost weight," more painful than "You've gained weight," and more lethal than "You've aged."
Even more outrageous, Chinese herbal medicine packages claiming to be "the same ones used by Dr. Lin" have appeared on e-commerce platforms.
Some merchants acted incredibly quickly, packaging the ingredients that Lin Mo mentioned in his live stream—black beans, black sesame seeds, black rice, yam, and poria cocos—which are both food and medicine, into a "Lin School Doctor's Kidney-Nourishing Three Black Set Meal."
The product details page also included screenshots of Lin Mo's live stream, showing that monthly sales exceeded three thousand that very night.
One netizen joked in the comments section: "I suggest that Dr. Lin go and expose these fake facts."
"I suggest that Dr. Lin open an official flagship store."
"I suggest this livestream should directly sell products; it's more profitable than being an e-commerce livestreamer."
"If he were to sell products through live streaming, he wouldn't need to compete for the ten million yuan prize; he could sell it all in one live stream."
Among all the reposts and comments, one post is gaining popularity exponentially.
1:17 AM.
Tong Jincheng, a Douyin blogger with over two million followers known as "The Most Affectionate Person in Jiangnan," shared this video.
He wrote a few words in the forwarded text.
"Holy crap, I have the same symptoms Dr. Lin described! I have kidney deficiency too?!"
Tong Jincheng's comment section was instantly flooded with comments.
His fans call themselves "playboys" and often learn from him by watching his videos.
The reaction to seeing his master admit to having kidney deficiency was more lively than during the Lunar New Year.
"Hahaha, our ancestor has collapsed."
"First expression of deepest emotion: I'm weak."
"You're always going to bars and flirting with girls, how come you don't have kidney deficiency?"
"I suggest you make an appointment with the school doctor, Dr. Lin, and the two bloggers can collaborate."
"School Doctor Lin: You could be the next patient."