dkrc Chapter 207 Mental Outburst
Chapter 207 Mental Outburst
chapter 207
Meng Youcheng was clearly still not in his right mind when the two of them started fighting again.
Jiang Chi is actually very strong, tall and imposing. Even when he's wearing a suit, you can see that he has very solid muscles, especially his chest... so much so that when he said he was his mother, the first word that came to Meng Youcheng's mind was... "male mother"?
This male mother... no, Young Master Jiang clearly wasn't hitting seriously, otherwise he wouldn't have been so unilaterally crushed, constantly getting beaten up, and had no choice but to give in once again...
Lu Linshen shoved him hard. "You better speak properly, don't use that 'green tea' or 'manly tea' tone, or I'll really beat you to death, you believe me?"
Jiang Chi sighed, "He and I are brothers..."
His tone finally softened, and his rough voice was incredibly pleasant to listen to!
"We've been together for seven or eight years..."
He glanced at Lu Linshen. "Is this a fair way to put it?"
Lu Linshen nodded...
Jiang Chi smiled and said, "Um...we've grown up like brothers, he treats me like a brother, and I treat him like a brother too. I wouldn't have any improper thoughts about him..."
"You can't say that!"
Lu Linshen immediately grabbed his neck, "Why the hell are you saying so much? What do you mean by 'you'...?"
Jiang Chi was stunned. "I didn't say anything?"
Lu Linshen said angrily, "Stop pretending. Can't you tell what you're saying in your tone? What are you pretending for... Speak properly, don't use that effeminate tone..."
Jiang Chi smiled, "I...I've fucking forgotten how to speak..."
"Then don't say anything, I'll do it..."
Lu Linshen released his grip and looked at Meng Youcheng in front of him. "Brother Cheng... he's my brother. We grew up together. That's all. Nothing has ever happened between us. He never did anything out of line when we were kids, and he certainly won't now. And... don't overthink it. That's just how he is. He just likes to put on a show of acting for no reason..."
Meng Youcheng belatedly nodded, "Oh..."
Lu Linshen: "Hmm..."
Jiang Chi asked, puzzled, "What are you two saying, 'oh oh oh' and 'uh uh uh'? Are you speaking an alien language? Can't you speak Chinese?"
Lu Linshen glared at him angrily, "If you don't speak, no one will think you're mute..."
"I'm helping you, you understand, bro?"
Jiang Chi put a hand on his shoulder. "You're not doing it right the way you flirt with girls. You won't get any men this way. See... that's the main reason you're still single. You lack experience... you haven't had a chance to experiment!"
Lu Linshen angrily threw his hand away, "You're no better!"
Jiang Chi brushed a stray hair from his forehead, crossed his legs, and said, "You wouldn't understand, would you? On that cold night, I was walking down the street, and the madam told me that if I continued to pay her, she would definitely beat me. I was so, so scared, so I just kept walking and walking..."
Lu Linshen was confused. "What the hell are you talking about?"
Meng Youcheng looked somewhat shocked, clearly having thought of something, but unable to confirm it...
Jiang Chi thought for a moment and then said, "I remembered that day when he told me he would take me away from here and would pay to ransom me. Every time I thought of those words, my cold heart would feel warm. Sigh... Later, the madam told me that he... got married and didn't want me anymore. Only then did I realize that he had lied to me... So men are all untrustworthy. You still have to take the money when you need to..."
He patted Lu Linshen on the shoulder, "Don't believe other people's nonsense... This is advice from a senior to a junior."
Lu Linshen suddenly felt an urge to roll his eyes...
Meng Youcheng asked incredulously and weakly, "Your previous job... was... a male prostitute?"
Lu Linshen wiped away his tears. "Kid, be civilized. That's called streetwalking."
Lu Linshen immediately explained, "Brother Cheng, don't listen to his nonsense. He's just making up jokes here. He... sigh... he's mentally unstable, it's an old problem... he can come up with a story in a flash. Don't believe what he says..."
Jiang Chi was about to speak...
Lu Linshen said impatiently, "Can't you just say what you want? Don't keep ruining my life here... I feel like if you stay here for even a second longer, you'll destroy my happiness at any moment, do you understand what I mean?"
Jiang Chi pointed at him, her face full of disdain, and said, "Tsk tsk tsk... What is this? Look at yourself now, blinded by love, you reek of the sour smell of love, really... Auntie, who are you trying to suffocate with your stench?"
Lu Linshen wouldn't tolerate him, "That's because you don't have it... If you did, you definitely wouldn't be here with me..."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Chi immediately became saddened. "Alas... I don't know what day it is now. I only remember that night, the wind and rain were fierce, and the ground was covered in white. On that cold night, I met..."
Lu Linshen said impatiently, "How many stories do you have? No... how many stories have you made up?"
Jiang Chi thought for a moment, "It's hard to say. It just comes to mind when I get excited. Not everyone has this talent, so you could say there are countless examples. Inspiration comes from life. I can come up with a story just by seeing the smallest thing..."
Lu Linshen hesitated before saying, "Can you let me go?"
Jiang Chi shook his head. "Brother... it's not that I don't want to let you go, but if I let you go, who will let me go? Every cold night, I lie alone in bed, longing for a warm hug, someone to hold me, and someone to tell me a story..."
"I'll feel really bad seeing you get this warmth before I do. It's not that I'm a bad brother to you, it's just that I'm jealous. You won't have it easy either."
Lu Linshen turned his head away in distress...
Meng Youcheng couldn't help but chuckle at their bizarre antics...
Jiang Chi turned to look at Meng Youcheng, "What did you call me when I came in?"
002?
Meng Youcheng immediately realized, "No, it's just a friend of mine, and suddenly it feels a bit like him..."
"oops……"
Jiang Chi scratched his head dramatically, "It's just a little bit like cheese oil..."
Lu Linshen, standing nearby, couldn't bear to watch. He sighed and shook his head. "What exactly are you trying to do?"
Jiang Chi turned to look at him. "Well... I know you really, really hate me right now because my appearance has disturbed your time together. I feel incredibly guilty and remorseful..."
Lu Linshen impatiently interrupted him, "Then get out of here, and you won't feel guilty anymore!"
"That's impossible..."
Jiang Chi thought for a moment and continued, "Just kidding, bro, you didn't actually believe me, did you? We're brothers, what's there to feel guilty about? If you want me to leave your world, then you have to do one thing for me. I just said, I don't want to be alone anymore..."
"Help me find a boyfriend. I want a short, super cute little boy. Hmm... don't worry, I already have a target in mind. It's a junior in my university department. He's incredibly cute... You guys just need to help me win him over. Once I have him, I'll naturally disappear from your lives..."
Meng Youcheng was stunned.
Perhaps it was because this guy was so much like 002 that when he mentioned his ideal type, Meng Youcheng couldn't help but think of 001...
Isn't he talking about that silly kid 001?
Is this fucking... really a coincidence?
Lu Linshen looked up in anguish. "You...find your own partner, what are we for?"
"Please help me..."
Jiang Chi asked, puzzled, "What else would I need you for? If I could get him, I wouldn't be here. I'd be sleeping with him every night, okay?"
Lu Lin pondered for a long time, "Name, age, height... physical appearance and location, hobbies..."
Jiang Chi thought for a moment, "His name is... Cheng Guang... 22 years old... I don't remember exactly, but he's about 170cm tall. His hobbies include playing badminton..."
Lu Linshen seemed to have grasped a key phrase, "Then who is he...?"
"How do I know I didn't ask?"
Jiang Chi crossed his legs and thought for a moment, "Besides, not everyone who plays badminton is like that..."
Lu Linshen leaned back on the sofa and said helplessly, "That's true... what about his clothes?"
"He likes...to wear...white socks...and then..."
Lu Linshen jumped up again, "Are you sure it's not him?"
Jiang Chi shook his head. "I already said I didn't ask, I don't know... Besides, white socks might not necessarily be it..."
Lu Linshen said impatiently, "Then why don't you confess your feelings... What if it really is true? Wouldn't that be a direct success?"
"Auntie, do you think I'm stupid?"
Jiang Chi said impatiently, "What if it's not? What if I guessed wrong? What if it's just a coincidence? Then we're finished! We finally met our ideal type, and now we can't even be friends. We can forget about ever having a chance!"
Meng Youcheng listened to their conversation, somewhat puzzled. "What are you talking about?"
Lu Linshen shook his head, "It's nothing..."
Jiang Chi suddenly remembered something, "Brother, you're straight, right?"
Lu Linshen suddenly sensed something was wrong. "What are you trying to do?"