dkrc Chapter 13: Early to rise and late to return, a revisited chapter on the starting point.
Chapter 13: Early to rise and late to return, a revisited chapter on the starting point.
Among them, the eldest brother Zheng Di, who wore a gold chain, thought the same thing, and his mouth was a step faster than his brain, reflexively replying.
"Huh? Take me away? Then can I just not listen to you?!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Yaozu's face instantly darkened, and without saying a word, he proceeded to slap Lin Yaozu repeatedly across the face.
"Clap clap clap clap~"
"Disobedient? Slap slap slap~ Disobedient? Slap slap slap~"
"I'll teach you to disobey! I'll teach you to disobey! I'll teach you to disobey!"
"Crackling...pattering..."
In the blink of an eye, a second bruised and swollen pig's head was born.
Seeing this, the others were so frightened that they immediately shut up and didn't dare to utter a single word.
At this moment, everyone had the same thought.
If you hit him, you can't hit us!
About twenty minutes later, Officer Zhao walked in with intern Xiao Liu and several other colleagues.
As soon as I entered, I froze on the spot.
What kind of design is this?
A group of people knelt on the ground, their backs straight, and they even lined up in formation according to their height.
I have to say, they're serious about being funny.
Officer Zhao couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"What are you guys doing... hahaha..."
Lin Yaozu, who had been sitting on the bed with an air of nonchalance, also stood up and spoke in a carefree manner.
"Old Zhao, these few punks come here trying to set me up!"
"Damn it! They didn't even bother to find out who our ancestor was! They're actually pulling this stunt on me!"
"Take them all! Take them all!"
"Oh! Right! I also have video evidence! I'll send it to you in a bit!"
Everyone turned around at the sound and were stunned when they saw the police officers.
Zheng Di, who was wearing a gold chain, was so angry that he broke down and started cursing on the spot.
"Damn! You actually wore red shoes to get the cops on your behalf! Damn it! @％#@#％……"
Seeing that this bastard dared to insult him, could Lin Yaozu tolerate it?
Absolutely not!
Without saying a word, he slapped her hard across the face, and the room fell silent instantly.
Zheng Di: "...Waaaaah...You hit me even though the cops didn't come...You still hit me even though the cops came...Didn't the cops come for nothing?"
Old Zhao turned a blind eye to this, as did his other colleagues.
They're not deaf or unable to hear; they keep saying "notes" and "wearing red shoes."
Pooh!
Do you really think they have no temper?
If it weren't for the need to abide by discipline and enforce the law in a civilized manner, I would have liked to take matters into my own hands, given the other party's foul language.
Seeing this, the underlings knelt even straighter, while inwardly cursing wildly.
black!
It's so dark!
How can someone be assaulted in broad daylight and no one be held accountable?
This is insane... @％#@％#……
In just a few moments, the entire honey trap gang was taken away.
Lin Yaozu, beaming with the joy of a bountiful harvest, patted Officer Zhao on the shoulder.
"Hahaha... Old Zhao... Look how great I am... I've helped you guys boost your sales..."
"By the way! I wonder how much you get paid to report these honey trap scam rings!"
Officer Zhao rolled his eyes and slapped the hand away in an annoyance.
"I don't know! The amount depends on the severity of the group's crimes!"
Lin Yaozu was not angry about this and continued to smile.
"Old Zhao, remember to urge them for me. I've already spent almost half of the 500 yuan bonus they gave me during the day; I can't keep this up for more than a few days!"
"If the bonus is paid too late, I, the great contributor, might starve to death on the streets."
"If that were to happen, you wouldn't look good either!"
Upon hearing this, Officer Zhao couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.
"Homeless? Just take pictures of illegally parked cars, you won't starve! The bonus has to go through procedures, it's not like I can just give it to you..."
Lin Yaozu felt as if he were under a tight headband, and his head was throbbing badly, so he quickly interrupted.
"Alright, alright, Master Zhao! Stop nagging!"
As he spoke, he began to grumble and curse in anger.
"What the worst luck I've ever had! I was just trying to cheer up when I ran into these jerks... I'll definitely have to find someone like that next time..."
Just then, Officer Zhao, who was about to leave, had a sudden flash of inspiration, as if he had discovered a crucial point.
He turned his head and asked again.
"Kobayashi! How did you end up getting involved with this honey trap gang?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Yaozu froze on the spot, chuckling awkwardly before stammering.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! That... is a very good question!"
"I...I..."
Officer Zhao brandished the handcuffs, gloating.
"Come on! Let's go back together!"
Lin Yaozu waved his hand awkwardly.
"No... Old Zhao... let me explain... let me put it... I, as the supervisor, never intended to... I was just entrapping someone..."
"Nonsense! What law enforcement power do you have?"
"There's no law enforcement! There's no law enforcement! I'm just fishing! I'm trying to lure out this notorious honey trap gang!"
"Keep making things up... see if I believe you or not..."
"Hey, hey, hey... Old Zhao... our relationship..."
"What? Are you starting to play the emotional card?"
"Besides! At most, this was an attempted crime, meaning I should be reprimanded; there's no need to lock me up!"
"Goodness! You all know the law now! It's a reprimand, education, and a fine! But do you have the money to pay the fine?"
One sentence was enough to silence Lin Yaozu!
"No... wait... whatever... let me put my pants on first..."
……
That night, Lin Yaozu returned to his familiar territory. Those who had been woken up saw him and made jokes with him.
"Hey! Isn't this West District Yanzu? He was just released this morning, and he can't wait to come back and reunite with us tonight?"
"Grandma! What are you going out to do? In the end, you'll always come back to this little home!"
"With such efficient return-home speed, I, Wang Laosi, humbly acknowledge you as the strongest!"
"..."
Hearing these sarcastic remarks, Lin Yaozu rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"Damn it! You guys talk too much nonsense all day long! Go to sleep! Go to sleep now!"
These guys are all oddballs, similar to Lin Yaozu's predecessor.
No major mistakes, but constant minor ones.
He wasn't exactly a saint, but he wasn't utterly wicked either.
His mistakes mostly stemmed from being a frequent customer of foot massage parlors, indulging in steroid use, and being a habitual fishing addict who repeatedly refused to mend his ways despite warnings…
Generally speaking, the approach is usually persuasion and education; if the behavior goes too far, the person will be detained for two days before being released.
In particular, some of the older individuals were unable to be selected.
Old Zhao and his colleagues were also very troubled by this. They couldn't control it, and the other person wouldn't listen to them, but they couldn't just ignore it either.
One by one, these brilliant and talented individuals managed to become members of the private room club.
Coming here for two days feels like coming home; the incredible relaxation is simply amazing.
At the same time, in the office.
Intern Xiao Liu asked, somewhat puzzled.
"Master! According to the regulations, Lin Yaozu's attempt was unsuccessful! At most, it was considered preparation! It doesn't constitute a fact!"
"Normally, persuasion, education, and a fine would suffice! There's no need to lock him up!"