dkrc Chapter 102 I admit you're awesome, but that doesn't mean you can brag in front of me!
Chapter 102 I admit you're awesome, but that doesn't mean you can brag in front of me!
[Battle Assessment: A fierce thirst for battle lurks within you; only frenzied, thrilling combat can bring you pleasure… This might be a side effect of embracing your inner demons. Anyway, the warm-up is over; you can now check your battle results.]
[Battle Gains: Defense +10, Metal Elemental Resistance +5, Fire Elemental Resistance +2, Earth Elemental Resistance +2]
Zhou Zheng was slightly surprised. The most difficult-to-obtain resistance attribute could actually be acquired for free through combat. So, the more battles I fight, the stronger I become?
The only regrettable point is that it is difficult for ordinary people to harm themselves. It took ten geniuses three rounds of beatings to add 9 points of resistance to themselves.
After watching the performance, Zhou Zheng waved to Xiaoxue on the judges' platform: "Come here, baby."
Xiaoxue came running down the street, her face beaming, and came over, asking, "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Zhou Zheng snapped his fingers, and the Thunder Dragon Pants transformed back into the Thunder Dragon Suit: "Play music, let's jump to the victory screen!"
Xiaoxue laughed heartily, took out her phone, adjusted the playlist, and handed it to the bewildered referee next to her, indicating that he should take a picture.
The two positioned themselves, simultaneously taking in the rows of geniuses sitting behind them receiving treatment within the camera's field of view.
Dynamic music began to play.
Zhou Zheng and Xiao Xue started dancing the moves they had rehearsed yesterday, twirling their butts three times to the left and three times to the right, and finally patting their butts at the geniuses.
Zhou Zheng gestured with his hands: "Yo yo check it out! The strong should humiliate the weak! Yo yo check it out! If you're bad, practice more!"
He also used his magic to condense sharp, large characters in regular script in mid-air, as if afraid they might miss the attack if they didn't hear him clearly.
Xiaoxue shook her head playfully, wearing sunglasses, and exclaimed, "Boom boom boom boom!"
The scene of the two having fun was captured by cameras and displayed on the large screens above and at the side of the field.
It really shocked everyone.
When Zhou Zheng got into the swing of things, he even took out his phone and took a selfie with Xiao Xue, cleverly including the ten people behind them in the picture. Then he opened the cultivation world's internal forum and posted it, along with a meme of Thunder Country Cat grinning with its teeth showing.
Caption: "Beat up ten geniuses, take them down easily, hold them off easily."
The sword-cultivation genius watched as the flesh and blood on his palm regenerated, and he was speechless: "I kind of want to kill him, but I'm so angry, I can't beat him."
Fu Xiu: "Agreed."
The audio editor saw the familiar interface on Zhou Zheng's phone screen, her expression turning strange. She pulled out her phone, opened the forum, and was furious: "That damn Zhou Zheng! That bastard is still mocking us on the forum!"
The martial arts-trained girl: "I'm so angry, I can't beat him."
Body Cultivator: "Does anyone still want to introduce me to a wife? My injury resistance is incredibly high!"
The sound editing girl's phone circulated among everyone and saw Zhou Zheng's post, which infuriated the geniuses, but they were helpless.
After being brutally beaten three times, it would be difficult for anyone to even think of challenging this arrogant and unbridled super genius.
On the judges' stage.
Zhang Xuanqing watched Zhou Zheng and Xiaoxue perform a thunderous dance at the martial arts competition, both amused and exasperated, and taunted them with a comment: "Master Zhou's temperament is surprisingly lively."
Liu Zhen tried hard to keep a straight face: "Young people are just more lively."
The young sect leader was stunned: "Could it be because I'm not lively enough that I can't draw the battery lightning talisman smoothly? Am I too conservative?"
Since Zhou Zheng didn't step down, no one dared to disturb him too much, and could only let him pull his girlfriend into the Thunder Dance on the martial arts field.
After Zhou Zheng finished his final jump, he condensed the words "Practice Makes You Weak" into four large characters in mid-air, making sure every genius saw them clearly before stopping. He exclaimed, "So it turns out that strength really does allow you to do whatever you want, whatever you want!"
This is so awesome!
Xiaoxue hid behind Zhou Zheng and peeked out: "Honey, aren't we attracting too much aggro by jumping around like this? They look really fierce to me."
Zhou Zheng, hands on his hips, laughed wildly: "A bunch of newbies. Their fierce expressions look like they're just being coquettish."
Xiaoxue: "Ahem, honey, have you forgotten why we came here?"
Zhou Zheng: "Oh, I remember now. You go back to watching, I'll talk to them."
Xiaoxue took the phone from the referee and snapped several photos of the geniuses before running away at lightning speed, afraid of being caught and beaten up.
The sword-wielding genius was furious: "You, surnamed Zhou, don't go too far! I may not be able to beat you, but a scholar can be killed but not humiliated! Your dancing is an insult to me!"
Zhou Zheng: "Oh? You want to have another match?"
The sword-cultivation genius: "...Of course, I have no intention of fighting you again. I'll wait until I break through to the Foundation Establishment realm. But I still have to say, you went too far! Damn it, I've never been bullied like this before!"
Fu Xiu: "Exactly!"
Martial arts practitioner girl: "Exactly!"
Body cultivator: "Exactly!"
Others blindly followed suit.
Zhou Zheng laughed: "I haven't even shown half my strength yet, so you should all accept the criticism honestly."
The sword-wielding genius said suspiciously, "Are you bragging? Our Rending Gold Divine Sword didn't make you kneel? Didn't it almost cleave your shoulder off? And that wasn't even using half its strength... I admit you're awesome, but that doesn't mean you can brag in front of me!"
The geniuses: "Exactly!", "Exactly!"...
The sword cultivator was a little angry as he listened to the cooperation of the bunch of good-for-nothings behind him. They said, "You all have to rely on me to curse and give advice. Can't you all join in and curse a few more times?"
What if he just grabs me and starts hitting me?
Zhou Zheng raised his finger and shook it: "Tsk tsk, let me reintroduce myself, my name is Zhou Zheng."
Sword Cultivation Genius: "Thank you, Zhou Zheng. I don't have dementia yet; I know your name."
Zhou Zheng: "Zhou Zheng from the Thunder Department."
The scene fell silent instantly.
The sword cultivator genius leaned back tactically, shifting his buttocks slightly to make it easier to pull the martial arts girl in front of him for protection later: "That's not surprising, that's not surprising, she really didn't use even half her strength."
As everyone knows, Lei Xiu's violent output is renowned throughout the cultivation world. Lei Xiu's output is extremely high when beating up demons, but don't think that it's not as high when fighting humans without the advantage of being countered.
Lei Xiu can kill a demon with one slap, but do you think he would need two slaps to hit a person?
The Five Geng Metal Spiritual Root can knock everyone away together; the high damage and high penetration of the Metal element need no further explanation.
If you replaced it with a Five-Element Thunder Heaven Spiritual Root, everyone would be turned into a charcoal grill on the spot, without even needing to add any seasoning.
The geniuses blindly followed the trend: "Exactly!"
Since you've said that, what else can we say? Just accept it, Zhou Lei.
The Five Elements Source Body is absolutely terrifying. Not only can it switch attributes at will, but it also has five Heavenly Spiritual Roots. The numerical values are too terrifying, and the mechanism is too horrible. There's simply no way to play it.
Zhou Zheng stroked his chin: "So, do you want to win it back?"
The sword-cultivation genius sat cross-legged, healing his injuries: "Laughable! You think I don't want to win? Do you think I don't like it? I just can't beat you, you bastard! If I fight you again, I'm a dog!"
Zhou Zheng: "I can let you beat me, but there are conditions."
The sword-wielding prodigy's eyes lit up: "Brother Zhou, I'm willing! I'm willing to accept any conditions!"
The other geniuses were quite interested, and their eyes lit up.
Who wouldn't want to defeat a monster with five Heavenly Spiritual Roots and have some fun?
As for your question about whether I won by spending money, does that matter? It doesn't matter! What matters is that I beat this bastard who beat me up three times!
Zhou Zheng joked, "Didn't you say that if you fight me again, you're a little dog?"
Sword-wielding prodigy: "Woof woof! Tell me, tell me about Brother Zhou! Please! I really want to win!"
The geniuses: "Exactly!"
Zhou Zheng was amused.