I'm back in 1990

Chapter 130: Stung in the Butt

Upon receiving the summons, Huang Xiaochuan didn't hesitate and rode his bike straight to the Second Military Medical University. Yu Xiang offered to move? That's great news! Luckily, he was smart enough to buy a large bed in advance, otherwise he would have had to sleep on the floor tonight.

Yu Xiang smells wonderful, it must be so comfortable to sleep in her arms, hehehe, Huang Xiaochuan was so excited he almost couldn't contain himself.

His illusions were quickly shattered.

"What? You're moving in with Ji Mei?" Huang Xiaochuan was extremely unhappy.

"Won't this work? What if Ji Mei gets bullied in the dormitory?" Yu Xiang saw through Huang Xiaochuan's little scheme at a glance. He even brought a change of clothes. Did she not know what he was planning?

Huang Xiaochuan thought about it and decided that it was only a matter of time before the two of them moved in, so there was no need to rush. He decided to let Yu Xiang move in first.

"Alright, alright, with Sister Mei with you, I'm not worried."

The woman's belongings didn't seem like much at first glance, but there were quite a lot of odds and ends. It took the three of them two trips to move everything. Ji Mei hadn't forgotten about her cactus.

This woman doesn't seem like a good person. Why is she keeping a cactus? And such a huge one at that! For self-defense? With her big face, a slight smile from her could scare away a thousand soldiers. She has no use for this cactus at all.

When Huang Xiaochuan brought Yu Xiang to their new home, he realized he had overlooked something: the bedroom had no curtains! Oh no! Wouldn't that mean his wife would be completely exposed to others?

Fortunately, Yu Xiang and Ji Mei brought their own bed sheets from their dorm room, so Huang Xiaochuan found a stool and hung the sheets up to temporarily serve as curtains.

When he got off, Huang Xiaochuan jumped off the stool, but he lost his balance and stumbled, falling to his bottom on the ground.

A bloodcurdling scream echoed through the sky, causing the neighbors living near the house to peek out. What was that noise? Why was it screaming so horribly?

Oh my god, by sheer coincidence, Huang Xiaochuan plopped down on the cactus that Ji Mei brought. Why did you have to just throw that thing on the ground?

As a result, Huang Xiaochuan was found lying naked on the bed late at night, his clean buttocks covered with cactus thorns of varying sizes and thicknesses. Ji Mei was laughing so hard in the living room that she couldn't straighten up. There was no need to take him to the hospital; there were two medical students in the house! Ji Mei made a special trip back to school to bring the first-aid kit.

Originally, Huang Xiaochuan wanted to help Yu Xiang out, but he refused, holding up his pants, so he went to the living room to wait.

Yu Xiang was also at a loss for words, feeling both sorry for Huang Xiaochuan and amused by the sight of his buttocks covered in thorns.

Huang Xiaochuan felt even more miserable. The first time he was naked in a room with his wife was to remove a thorn from his butt. If this got out, would he even be able to live?

There were so many thorns on this cactus that Yu Xiang spent more than an hour pulling them out. To make sure she didn't miss any, she even carefully examined Huang Xiaochuan's buttocks several times. Feeling extremely embarrassed, Huang Xiaochuan not only blushed, but his buttocks turned red too.

The most infuriating thing was that the tweezers were ice cold, and when they touched between his thighs, the muscles in his buttocks would tense up. The most unpleasant thing was that some of the thorns even got stuck in his testicles, and when they were pulled out there, he actually got hard. Huang Xiaochuan was so angry that he simply buried his face in the quilt. He was sure that Yu Xiang would make fun of him for the rest of his life because of this.

Moreover, removing the thorns from his buttocks wasn't enough; there were still thorns on his underwear and outer pants. Fortunately, Huang Xiaochuan had brought a change of clothes, so he simply threw away the underwear with the thorns stuck in it. Yu Xiang then checked his outer pants again, and after confirming that there were no more thorns, she handed the pants to Huang Xiaochuan.

At this moment, Huang Xiaochuan was lying face down on the bed, with Yu Xiang's blanket covering his buttocks. He couldn't sit up because it would hurt like needles pricking his buttocks if he did.

After grimacing as he put on his pants, Huang Xiaochuan decided to go back to school. How would three people sleep in one big bed at night?

After Huang Xiaochuan left, Yu Xiang complained to Ji Mei, "Why did you put the cactus on the balcony? Why did you put it in the room? Now look what's happened."

Ji Mei has recovered, but her stomach pain is unbearable and she can't bear to think about it, because it makes her laugh.

"How would I know? I was just putting it aside for a while. Your husband was climbing up so high to install the curtains, so I just put the cactus on the ground to help him out. I never expected him to jump down by himself."

Actually, Ji Mei kindly offered her hand to Huang Xiaochuan to help him, but he refused and insisted on jumping down himself, ending up sitting on a cactus.

Yu Xiang also chuckled. What an unlucky little man.

And so, poor Huang Xiaochuan rode his bike back to school with his butt sticking out all the way. He couldn't sit down because it hurt, and it was quite a long ride! He was so tired! By the time he got to school and climbed the stairs, Huang Xiaochuan didn't even have the strength to get into bed.

I went there excitedly that night, but I didn't get anything good and came back with a bunch of little holes in my butt. Oh my god!

When Huang Xiaochuan returned, the other four were still awake. Ding noticed that Huang Xiaochuan's walking posture was a bit strange and asked him, "Xiaochuan, why are you slouching like that? Did you twist your back?"

How could Huang Xiaochuan tell the truth?! Does he have no shame?

"I accidentally fell off my bike and hit my butt; it hurts a bit."

"oh!"

Falling down is normal, so the group didn't take it seriously. Huang Xiaochuan grimaced as he got into bed. He would have to sleep on his stomach tonight. Yu Xiang had applied medicine to his butt, so it should feel better tomorrow. He hadn't checked the almanac before leaving home today!

A few days later, Yu Xiang's two roommates, in order to confirm their suspicions, secretly went to Yu Xiang's old apartment to find out. Needless to say, the truth couldn't be hidden, and the lie couldn't be made true.

After that, the two of them changed their attitude towards Yu Xiang and Ji Mei completely. They even took the initiative to befriend Yu Xiang and Ji Mei and wanted to be friends with Yu Xiang. As you can imagine, that was impossible. They decided to keep to themselves from now on.

The injury on his buttock healed quickly, and it was almost completely healed in a few days. Huang Xiaochuan was able to run around and jump around again.

Huang Xiaochuan didn't tell his family or friends that the paper was published in the newspaper. Only some people at his school knew about it. In this era of limited information, who could know which institution the author of an article belonged to or what their profession was?

Besides, Yu Xiang and Yu Wei don't usually read newspapers, and Lao Huang and Lao Yu didn't contact Huang Xiaochuan either, which means they didn't care about this article. As for the uncle, he certainly wouldn't, since he never reads the newspapers he subscribes to.

Huang Xiaochuan didn't intend to show off this to his family and friends. On the contrary, he was the most low-key one. If the person involved didn't say anything, how would his family and friends know? Besides, Huang Xiaochuan's classmates basically had no interaction with his family and friends.

However, Huang Xiaochuan still gained considerable fame at the school, after all, his works had been published in Renren Daily. Some people felt sorry for him, especially after learning that Wang Deyi had been added as a member of the academic committee. Many people spoke out for Huang Xiaochuan, but they did not know that this was Huang Xiaochuan's deliberate act.

Jiang Bixing was one of them. He was worried that Huang Xiaochuan might do something rash, so he specially asked Huang Xiaochuan to come out and talk to him.

"I'm so confused, aren't you feeling unwell?"

Huang Xiaochuan asked, puzzled, "Why should I feel bad?"

"Your paper?"

"Hey! That's all ancient history. The paper was published in an academic journal, and I was the first author. The school even gave me a hundred yuan bonus. What am I upset about?" Huang Xiaochuan knew that Jiang Bixing was standing up for him, but there was no need for it. Huang Xiaochuan didn't plan to rely on this for a future career in politics.

Seeing that Huang Xiaochuan didn't seem to be faking it, Jiang Bixing believed him and thought it was good that he was alright.

He patted Huang Xiaochuan on the shoulder: "Are you free tonight? Let's have dinner together. Consider it a celebration for your paper publication. You're pretty good, publishing a paper in your freshman year."

"Of course I'll go if someone invites me to dinner," Huang Xiaochuan agreed with a smile. "I definitely have to be free! Where should we eat tonight?"