dkrc Chapter 61: Hello everyone, my name is Shen Jian, the Jian that means "I miss you"!
Chapter 61: Hello everyone, my name is Shen Jian, the Jian that means "I miss you"!
When he heard that Shen Jian had accepted the challenge.
Everyone present was still very excited.
The male protagonist is a character with an illiterate background.
One is a formidable opponent who narrowly lost last season but has made a comeback.
I didn't expect to find such an interesting couple right from the start.
Only Yang Tianzhen, Liang Mu, and the others couldn't laugh.
Chu Shen's strength is one aspect.
His performance just now showed that he is an extremely experienced expert.
But what truly made them lose hope was...
The core idea of their prepared manuscript actually overlapped with Chu Shen's.
Unfortunately, declining housing prices have been a hot topic in recent years.
So when I asked Wang Jianguo for a manuscript, I didn't think about these issues.
If you choose to write about a currently popular topic, others can do the same.
There's no plagiarism involved here.
After all, everyone has different creative ideas and styles of jokes.
The problem is that if someone has already mentioned this social phenomenon, then repeating it later will naturally reduce the novelty.
Moreover, some of the jokes are indeed quite similar.
This will inevitably raise the audience's standards for humor, and they may even anticipate the subsequent plot twists.
And so many unfavorable factors come together.
No need to even think about it.
The votes for Shen Jian and Chu Shen will definitely differ greatly.
That means it was a round of elimination without any suspense.
This is also why Yang Tianzhen felt helpless, and why Liang Mu and Lin Youyou felt there was no hope.
But after all, this is being recorded.
Even if you tried to signal to him with your eyes that he shouldn't accept the offer and to wait for the next opponent, it wouldn't work.
Therefore at this time,
Yang Tianzhen, Liang Mu, and Lin Youyou could only helplessly watch as Shen Jian casually walked down from the stands and headed towards the stage.
Then, before they even got on stage...
It was already a scene of utter laughter.
"Wait, why are my pants wet?!"
"Pfft, hahaha!"
"Oh my god, that's hilarious!"
"I used to find his live streams hilarious, but I never expected it to be even funnier live!"
"Was he really sweating profusely from stage fright?"
"Shen Jian, don't be nervous!"
"Hahaha!"
This was accompanied by a burst of loud laughter.
Shen Jian stepped onto the stand-up comedy stage.
Then,
light.
Lens.
The focus is on him alone.
Shen Jian held the microphone, but didn't look at the teleprompter at first glance.
Instead, he looked at the audience below and paused for a few seconds:
"Huh? What were you guys talking about? Am I nervous?"
After inquiring.
The crowd below nodded and smiled.
Upon seeing this, Shen Jian's face immediately turned serious.
[Drama Queen +1]
Then, under everyone's gaze, he quietly reached down and touched his pants, then brought them to his nose and sniffed.
next second.
He let out a sigh of relief, then immediately grinned smugly and said arrogantly:
"Sorry to disappoint you, I just smelled it, it's urine, not sweat."
"!!!"
"???"
Shen Jian chuckled lightly: "Hmph, I knew it. What storms haven't I seen?"
"Stand-up comedy is such a small-scale event, it's impossible for me to break a sweat!"
[One more hilarious joke]
[Drama Queen +1]
"Pfft~ Haha!"
"Hahaha!"
"Oh my god."
"666!"
"Aww! Great!"
I immediately got the humorous twist.
The laughter, mockery, and shouts were deafening!
This is a form of recognition for the contestant.
"Holy crap? That's impressive."
"I didn't expect that! It started with a killer joke!"
"There's no teleprompter, so this must be improvised?"
"No, he's good! He's got skills, he's definitely got some talent!"
The contestants were talking amongst themselves.
On stage.
After his antics, Shen Jian regained his composure and gave a cool smile.
"Haha, alright, alright. Actually, when I was having a friendly martial arts match with Zhai Jianing, I accidentally spilled the captain's water. He's probably really thirsty now."
"Sorry, Captain! Why don't you just stay thirsty for now? I'll go ask you if you're thirsty again after I'm done talking."
"Pfft~ Haha."
"What the hell is this 'making friends through martial arts'?"
"Seize the bamboo shoots."
"Awooooo!"
Shen Jian: "Okay, okay, thank you all for your enthusiasm. Alright, enough fooling around. Let me formally introduce myself."
Hello everyone! I'm Shen Jian, the "Jian" that means "I want to see you"!
"Nice to meet you all, whether you take care of me or not is fine, I don't know you anyway, thank you!"
"Ha ha."
"Yes, yes!"
Laughter broke out again.
The opening remarks, followed by three waves of comedic performances, were so fast that the audience was completely drawn into Shen Jian's rhythm.
The teleprompter displays large text scrolling.
But Shen Jian still didn't look at it.
"first!"
Shen Jian's expression suddenly turned serious again:
"I want to clarify that I am not a troublemaker."
Yang Tianzhen: "!!!"
Lin Youyou: "Manager Liang, something feels off."
Yoshiki: "Uh..."
A familiar feeling is coming.
Several people had a bad feeling.
Because Shen Jian's three maxims have already appeared:
I'm not trying to cause trouble;
I haven't read any books;
You know me.
at this time,
Shen Jian said with a serious expression: "First of all, I am really not a troublemaker."
But I just want to ask the director and the production team, were you doing this on purpose?
Knowing I'm illiterate, why did you even use a teleprompter?
You don't really think I can understand it and just read it aloud, do you?
"Hahaha."
"Nurture~~~~"
"Hilarious!"
Shen Jian: "What? How about using pinyin? I'm not the director, and I don't know pinyin either. Why don't you just draw a picture and I'll describe it based on the image!"
"Hahaha"
"Oh oh oh~!"
『Nurture~~~~~~』
Let the applause and laughter return.
Shen Jian looked helpless and took a deep breath: "Alright, if you want it to be like this, then I might as well give up on myself."
Anyway, I can't understand teleprompters, and you guys can't draw. If all else fails, just give me a reading pen; I can point to whatever I don't understand, that'll do.
『Wu~~~』
"applause"
Shen Jian: "Sigh, did you all see that? I haven't read many books."
So, this is a reflection of my life.
Society wants to punch someone like me who is ignorant and incompetent every second.
Hehe, turns out I'm shameless and have no sense of decency.
"Ha ha!"
'666!'
Shen Jian: "If you can't get a ticket, you still want to hit me, and then you find me lying on the ground... I can predict your predictions. Anyway, you have to pay to hit me, but if you help me up, sorry, you'll have to pay even more."
"How dare you say that!"
Pfft~ Hahaha!
『Nurture~~~~~』
Shen Jian: "That's why I often say that not having gone to school doesn't mean you have nothing. After all, you can still have a serious illness, right?"
"oops!"
How self-deprecating!
Shen Jian: "Of course, but on the other hand, although I've never been to school, I'm handsome, so I can be a star. That's why I signed with President Yang."
After entering the entertainment industry, I discovered something.
"We were poor before, but we were happy. Now it's different. Not only are we poor, but we're also unhappy. Celebrities really don't make any money!"
『Nurture~~~』
"Woo~~~~"
Shen Jian: "Look, you don't believe me, right? Yeah, I didn't believe it at first either. Then I asked President Yang, when will I become a big star and earn 25 a month, living in a big apartment?"
Mr. Yang patted me on the shoulder and said, "Shen Jian, things are always difficult at the beginning, but you'll get through it."
I believed it, but after working incredibly hard, I realized that everything is difficult at the beginning...
The middle was difficult, and the ending… hey, it was even more damn difficult!
Yang Tianzhen: "..."
"Ouch, my stomach hurts."
Someone's already laughing their head off.
Shen Jian gave them almost no chance to catch their breath.
The art style changes again:
"Through this exchange, everyone should have gotten to know me."
I'm actually just an easygoing person, without much ambition.
So I thought, since people don't approve of me being a celebrity, then I'll just give up and quit.
'NONONONO~!'
"No, no!"
"Haha, you can do it!"
Shen Jian: "If I don't become a celebrity, I'll just lie down and relax, or sell my house and travel the world. Surely no one will object to that, right?"
Hey, guess what?
The landlord has stepped in again and won't allow it! What a mess this is!
I'm giving up my celebrity status; I'll sell my house and travel the world. What business is it of his?
Hahaha!
"Oh my god, that's hilarious!"
"Is that your house? You're selling it?! Hahaha!"
"Not even glancing at the teleprompter! Just improvising?"
That's incredible!
"Holy crap, that's awesome!"
Bang bang bang! !
That's where we left off.
VIP seating area.
Guo Qilin, Cai Kangyong, and director Dapeng all gave their thumbs up!