dkrc Chapter 99 was created purely out of talent, right?
Chapter 99 was created purely out of talent, right?
Chapter 99 was created purely out of talent, right?
"An illiterate man transmigrates into the body of Li Bai—and his poet friends?"
After seeing this title.
Zhang Weiyi was immediately drawn to it.
First of all, if we look at the title alone, it's actually quite ordinary and doesn't exactly inspire much anticipation.
But it depends on who it's applied to.
Often, works of art and performances possess personal attributes.
Once it connects with the actor's personal attributes, then it becomes greater than the sum of its parts.
For example, when buying a watermelon, no matter how the actor performs, it may not generate much anticipation.
But if it were Sun Honglei buying the watermelon...
A simple question like "Is it guaranteed to be ripe?" is enough to electrify the entire audience.
Therefore, this is a personal characteristic that many actors envy, also known as an innate attribute.
Shen Jian took advantage of this.
There is a huge contrast and controversy between the illiterate and the poet.
More importantly————
Wasn't Shen Jian once considered illiterate online?
This is a perfect match!
Of course, time travel themes are not uncommon. As far as he knows, other comedy troupes also have similar works, such as time travel to the Three Kingdoms period.
Ultimately, it all comes down to whether the quality of the notebook is up to standard.
But if he were truly illiterate—would he be able to write about Li Bai?
Zhang Weiyi quickly scrolled down to read on.
Time: Midnight.
Location: Anywhere.
Scenario: Any.
Characters: The soul transmigrates into the bodies of Li Bai, Du Fu, etc.
Zhang Weiyi was speechless; that was quite casual of her.
The story begins—
The male protagonist transmigrates into the body of Li Bai.
They drank and chatted with Du Fu, maintaining their relationship through their limited knowledge.
Li Bai: "This is my best friend, Du Fu!"
Du Fu: "Isn't your best friend Wang Lun?"
'
"What wheel? I don't remember him."
"The Peach Blossom Pool is a thousand feet deep, but I wonder if Wang Lun is dead or not—alas, it cannot compare to the affection Wang Lun showed me!"
Li Bai: "Oh, you don't understand, that's a way of giving back to the top donor! They sent me gifts, how could I not say a few words of praise?"
After all, they gave me so much back then, that's why I wrote one for them!
Du Fu: "Then what about Master Meng, whose literary talent is unparalleled? You wrote five poems for that Meng Haoran!"
Li Bai: "Hey, when we're doing PK battles and chatting online, it's all about mutual flattery and bootlicking."
Du Fu: "And what about Yuan Danqiu? You wrote 14 poems for him!"
Li Bai: "That's my long-term meal ticket. Writing one poem is worth a magic pill—wait a minute, I wrote one for Wang Lun, five for Meng Haoran, fourteen for Yuan Danqiu, and fifteen for you—"
Du Fu: "Bullshit! I wrote 15 poems for you! 'To Li Bai,' 'Remembering Li Bai,' 'Dreaming of Li Bai,' 'Thinking of Li Bai'—"
Li Bai: "How dare you! Only my mother could have carried Li Bai!"
Du Fu: "It's the 'cherishing' of 'remembering'! You know what? I keep liking your posts on WeChat Moments, but you never reply!"
Li Bai: "Didn't I already tell you? I even asked you to come and jungle tonight—"
Du Fu: "Alas, my hair has turned white, yet I still have no family."
Li Bai: "No family? That's easy, just go do a live stream, then you'll have family!"
Du Fu: "————"
Li Bai: "Brother, I heard you've been having a rough time lately?"
Du Fu: "I failed the college entrance exam twice."
Li Bai: "That's alright, I didn't even graduate from elementary school."
Du Fu: "Get out of here, I was displaced and wandered during the An Lushan Rebellion."
Li Bai: "We're all the same."
Du Fu: "My youngest son starved to death."
Li Bai: "That's normal—what?"
Du Fu: "Entering the gate, I heard wailing; a young son had joined the family."
Li Bai: "Brother, although I don't understand what you're talking about, why didn't you come to me to borrow money back then?"
Du Fu: "Back then, you had just come out of jail and were in a worse situation than me."
Li Bai: "Oh."
Du Fu: "I was exiled to Yelang, and I kicked the bucket the following year."
Li Bai: "So this is how tragic it is."
Du Fu: "Alas—what utterly worthless talent! In chaotic times, it's all fleeting, not as valuable as a full meal! I only hope that future generations will never again experience war, and that the land of China will never again suffer such devastation!"
Li Bai: "Brother Du, actually I'm from another time. In the future, we'll still be able to eat our fill. Order takeout through Meituan, get 12 yuan off every day for orders over 12 yuan!"
Du Fu: "Really?"
Li Bai: "Really."
Du Fu: "Then tell me, when the time comes, there will be thousands of mansions, and a large number of poor scholars will still be left to live in poverty—never mind, I just want to ask, will houses be expensive in the future? Surely I won't still be forced to live in a thatched hut?"
Li Bai: "Hey, it's not that bad. After all, you can't afford a thatched hut anyway."
Du Fu: "Hiccup! Hiccup!!!"
Li Bai: "Brother Du! What's wrong? You can't die!"
"...
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The rehearsal room was eerily quiet at that moment.
Liangmu and Lin Youyou waited anxiously for Zhang Weiyi's feedback.
"Why isn't Zhang Weiyi reacting much? Is this going to work?"
Liangmu said helplessly, "I don't know. If it doesn't work, just let us know in the group chat and ask President Yang to search all over the show."
Lin Youyou: "Okay."
They hadn't actually seen Shen Jian's sketches either.
But to be honest, even if you watched it, you definitely wouldn't know whether it was good or bad.
After all, this involves performance.
The plot twists in the script are only one aspect; the real question is whether they can be perfectly performed on stage.
Many jokes are actually only suitable for written presentation, but not for performance.
Therefore, we need to analyze the merits and demerits of a skit.
We need to consider real-time factors, background factors, the actors themselves, and the audience, among others.
Just then, a burst of laughter suddenly rang out.
"Haha, that works!"
Zhang Weiyi looked at Shen Jian with surprise and delight on her face.
Although I only watched half of it, almost all the jokes and punchlines were related to Shen Jian himself.
Or rather, this is what an illiterate internet celebrity would say.
What kind of repayment to the top donor is this? What kind of family does a live stream suddenly have?
Isn't this just because this guy's live streams have no content every day?
The worst thing about a skit is that it's out of touch with reality and tells jokes that people don't know.
But Shen saw that this was not the case.
From the initial expectation of an illiterate person transmigrating into Li Bai's identity to the humorous dialogue with Du Fu, the film ultimately reflects on social phenomena.
Isn't this just extracting works from oneself?
If you covered up the original work, he would think it was written by one of the show's top writers.
Is this idea really from someone who is illiterate?
"Brother Zhang, how's it going?"
Zhang Weiyi nodded: "As expected of someone who came from stand-up comedy, I think this skit is really good. However, there are other poets in the second half, so we need at least four people."
Shen Jian nodded: "Yes."
Zhang Weiyi: "Okay, I'll get you people. Let's stage this for the first preliminary round!"
Shen Jian: "Thank you for your help, Brother Zhang."
Zhang Weiyi: "Don't be shy, you'll join my team later."
Yixin Entertainment.
office.
Yang Tianzhen was still waiting for messages in the group chat.
Everything is prepared here. If things don't work out, we'll have the company's contracted screenwriters write a few and send them over.
Ding dong.
The WeChat group buzzed.
Yang Tianzhen quickly checked her phone.
【Shenjian Business Group (8)】
[Liangmu: @General Manager Yang, everything is going smoothly, time to rehearse.]
Yang Tianzhen was taken aback.
[Yang Tianzhen: Huh? It's okay? Really?]
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[Yoshiki: Really.]
[Lin Youyou: It really is President Yang.]
Yang Tianzhen could hardly believe it.
Did this guy get through again?
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