361 Qin Nuo Made Xiao Lizi Cry, The Fairy Sister Wants To Join The Strip Club~
361 Qin Nuo Made Xiao Lizi Cry, The Fairy Sister Wants To Join The Strip Club~
"Humph, Qin, don't be too arrogant!" Xiao Lizi looked confident.
"You are a great director, but maybe after tonight, I, Leonardo, will become the new Best Actor Oscar winner!"
"When the time comes, if you want to ask me to act in a movie, you can still ask me!"
Hearing this, Qin Nuo laughed so happily that he almost choked with laughter while holding his stomach.
If others don’t know, doesn’t Qin Nuo know?
Oscar is just teasing Leonardo.
Have been playing for more than ten years.
This guy still thinks he can really win an Oscar for his acting skills?
This became a famous joke in later generations.
Professional escort for twenty years!
I, Leonardo, will never give up until I achieve my goal.
Seeing Qin Nuo smiling so happily, he was even a little sarcastic.
Leonardo was unhappy, and he felt that his heart was stabbed severely.
"Qin, stop laughing, you didn't watch my performance in The Wolf of Wall Street!"
"Both the box office and everyone's evaluation are very high, I will definitely win the best actor this time!"
Xiao Lizi is full of confidence this time, but don't say it yet.
He is really one of the big hits this year. The Wolf of Wall Street starring Leonardo DiCaprio was released during the summer vacation.
With a box office of over 400 million, it is a global hit!
And the reviews are also very high. The most important thing is that this guy plays a very good stock broker.
It can be said that he brought this character to life.
But so what, good acting can lead to an Oscar?
Qin Nuo didn't dare to have such a dream.
The only time in history that Oscar surrendered was a big ship.
Nothing else at all.
Seeing Xiao Lizi's confident expression, Qin Nuo felt very pitiful for him.
It's really pitiful that 27 has been treated like a monkey by the Oscar organizers for so long.
Quite sad.
Walked up to him, patted Xiao Lizi on the shoulder and said.
"Brother, I don't have to hit you, but you can't win the Oscar this year!"
"Impossible!" Xiao Lizi said excitedly.
"Qin, don't talk nonsense. I spent more than 5 million on public relations for this thing!"
"I can definitely win this time!"
"Really, my friend, haven't you noticed?" Qin Nuo looked at him with sympathy.
"Oscar gives you hope every year and lets you run with him every year. He just wants to take advantage of your popularity!"
"What if you win the Oscar this year and don't come next year?"
"After a full meal, those old guys still understand."
Qin Nuo felt it was time to tell this guy how cruel reality was.
In fact, Oscar is quite a thief.
Qin Nuo believes that the organizers will definitely give Leonardo DiCaprio an Oscar.
but!
It is absolutely impossible until his utilization value is exhausted.
As long as Leonardo DiCaprio is with him, there will be no shortage of news and hot topics at the Oscars.
Why don't you use such a useful tool more often?
After listening to Qin Nuo's words, Leonardo was instantly heartbroken.
He didn't want to believe it, but he felt in his heart that what Qin Nuo said made sense.
After running with him for more than ten years, he felt that he was getting closer and closer to that thing.
But I didn’t expect that this was entirely Oscar’s intention.
They are fishing.
Now it has been exposed by Qin Nuo.
"Hey, don't cry!" Qin Nuo didn't expect that Xiao Lizi would learn the cruel truth.
More than ten years of grievances suddenly erupted.
I cried straight away.
Qin Nuo is also numb!
Damn it, don't cry, so many people are watching.
Quickly looking around, Qin Nuo showed an awkward smile and said with a smile.
"It's okay, it's okay, Leonardo just learned that his grandmother passed away. This is really a sad thing, isn't it?"
"oh!"
After hearing Qin Nuo's explanation, people around him suddenly realized that this was the case.
Then a trace of regret appeared on his face, and he turned his head back.
Liu Yifei on the side was stunned.
Qin Nuo, you are really good.
It made Xiao Lizi cry, and even lied to everyone that it was his grandmother who died.
Lies come from every mouth.
"Shit, stop crying, bastard!
"Qin, I hate you" Leonardo pointed at Qin Nuo.
"Why did you tell me this cruel truth? I could have been happy for two hours!"
"It's none of my business, you go to those old men. If I were the chairman of the judges, I would give you whatever you want!"
Qin Nuo glanced at this guy.
"Don't mention the best actor, if you want it, I can give you the best director!"
"I don't care, you have to compensate me, five million!"
Xiao Lizi stretched out a hand, looked at Qin Nuo and said seriously.
"Just pay me my public relations fees!"
"Then keep crying!"
Qin Nuo turned around and left.
I thought to myself, I will pay your public relations fees.
I will give you a hammer. Who can you blame if you are stupid?
"Hey, don't go, Qin! Three million!"
"Half, you give me two hundred and five!"
"I think you look like a 250-year-old!"
Qin Nuo was also drunk, and this guy was still pestering him. If he had known better, he would not have said anything.
When I saw the big boat before, I thought Leonardo was a ball player!
It will be very cold.
Unexpectedly, after contacting him, I realized that this guy was just an ordinary person.
Not only lustful but also shameless.
It's stuck like a piece of brown candy and can't be shaken off...
"Can you stop following me?" Qin Nuo was convinced.
"No, unless you compensate me one million, you forgot the Ruby Club membership card I gave you!"
"What membership card!" Liu Yifei asked curiously.
Qin Nuo glared at this guy fiercely, Leonardo wasn't stupid either, he just opened his mouth to speak.
He said quickly.
"It's nothing, it's just a place for Hollywood stars to exchange acting skills and drink tea! It's a leisure club!"
"Then can I go?" Liu Yifei asked curiously.
Qin Nuo
Leonardo..."
You can go, but if you don't get fucked dozens of times, you won't be able to get out.
Don't think that foreigners can't tell who is beautiful among East Asians and who is not.
I'm not stupid
"Ahem, you're not a Hollywood star, what are you doing there?"
"snort!"
Liu Yifei glared at Qin Nuo.
This guy looks down on her, and the fairy sister plans to ignore Qin Nuo for a minute.
"Okay, let's do this" Qin Nuo really couldn't stand Leonardo and said.
"I will teach you a method, and there is at least a 70% chance that you can win an Oscar!"
"What?"
Leonardo's eyes lit up and he asked quickly.
I saw Qin Nuo making an internationally recognized gesture.
"Qin, we are friends!"
"Yeah, if I weren't a friend I wouldn't tell you, but you have to know that it's Oscar!"
Xiao Lizi was very hesitant. Qin Nuo was lying to him.
Shit.
I just got scammed out of five million.
"How many?"
"five million!"
Upon hearing this, Leonardo turned and left.
I thought to myself, "You think I'm stupid."
I was fooled last time, I will be fooled again, I’m dreaming!
"What a pity~"
Qin Nuo looked at Xiao Lizi's back. If he didn't listen to him, he might have to run with him for a few more years.
It’s almost time to get drained by Oscar.
That's why I threw the broken trophy to him.
"My dear, you are so bad!" Liu Yifei glanced at Xiao Lizi's back.
"I was defrauded of five million, and you're going to deceive me again!"
"I'm cheating like a hammer, I'm serious!"
"Really or not?" Liu Yifei's eyes widened in disbelief.
"My method may not be of much use to others, but it works very well for Little Plum!"
"If he does it according to my method, the possibility is very high!"
"What a pity, this person doesn't listen!"
Qin Nuo shook his head, it seemed that he could see Xiao Li Zi being treated like a monkey by Oscar again...
Liu Yifei's eyes lit up.
If it's me...then I don't want five million, just two million.
"My dear, please tell me!"
"You are thinking beautifully, don't think I don't know what you are thinking?" Qin Nuo glanced at the woman.
"You want to take advantage of me, no way!"
Liu Yifei......
Not long after, when night fell, the ceremony of the 85th Oscars began.
The flashlights on both sides of the red carpet made it difficult for people to open their eyes.
There were just too many reporters around.
Qin Nuo made a rough estimate, there are at least a thousand of them, from all over the world.
That's not all. Looking up at the sky, there are two helicopters broadcasting the whole thing live.
It can be said that with such top-notch treatment in the film industry, there is no other award except the Oscar.
It is no exaggeration to say that it has attracted much attention.
"Qin Nuo, is there a live broadcast in China this time?"
Liu Yifei suddenly remembered that this live broadcast seemed to be available in China, and it was Qin Nuo's bridge tower line.
"Yes! It's probably started now."
Neither the Third Master nor Wang Lin could come to the Oscar this time. The Third Master took care of Qin Nuo so much.
In order to fulfill the third master’s wish.
Qin Nuo also asked Steven for a favor and asked him to communicate with people at the college.
Give him a live broadcast slot.
The academy agreed for the sake of Steven and Qin Nuo. There's even a lot of discounts.
After the country knows about it.
All three Aiyudo families approached Qin Nuo and wanted this spot.
The price offered is still very high.
Qin Nuo ignored him.
Sold it to a good friend.
Nuo also made a lot of money...
Contrary to what Qin Nuo thought, in fact, the domestic live broadcast has already started.
Originally, domestic audiences were not very impressed by the Oscars.
Just know that this is the world's top film awards ceremony.
Very cheating.
But there are no Chinese people, and everyone doesn’t like to watch it.
But this time is different. The bib has already been promoted for Qin Nuo, and Interstellar was nominated for the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film.
And the chances of winning are great.
Domestic netizens became interested and flocked to the live broadcast room one after another.
ps: The second one, is it just three? Brothers, stand up!
This chapter is due to a system problem. I posted it early, but it never showed up. I beeped... and posted it again.
dkrc