Showbiz Scandal: The Official Announcement of My Ex and Myself

Chapter 481: You Really Are a Pervert

It is indeed a bit scary.That night, in the room, after the program crew had turned off the equipment and left, Yu Xia and Xie Qingci talked about this issue.

It was Xie Qingci who spoke first: "What were you and Yuan Wang talking about just now?"

She was sitting on the bed, having just let down her hair, rubbed her head, leaned sideways and said, "We were talking about you."

Her long hair swept across his face with that movement, and he gently caught it, watching as the strands slipped through his fingers.

"Talking about what?"

"He said you’re creepy, like breaking up and then harassing me. Did you say that in the broadcast room?"

Xie Qingci corrected her: "Liu Yicheng asked me if we ended up like him and Zhou Yu, if I would try to win you back. I said yes, even if I have to pester you."

"Why do both of them have this habit of asking hypothetical questions like if you were me, what would you do?"

She complained, then lay down a bit more and reached out to poke his collarbone.

"Even if you have to pester me?"

The light from the floor lamp shining from behind her made it hard for him to open his eyes fully, so he could only half-open them to look at her beautiful silhouette enveloped in light.

Xie Qingci raised his hand to touch her face, answering naturally: "Yes."

After saying that, he turned over and pinned her down.

Yu Xia wasn’t afraid at all, elaborating on the proposition a bit further.

"If we broke up — it probably wouldn’t be as bad as Zhou Yu and Liu Yicheng, but it wouldn’t be far off. It would mean a major issue between us, perhaps you’ve lost feelings and thought love was just meh, or you’re focused on your career, or maybe I cheated... Yes, if I cheated, whether emotionally or physically, would you still try to win me back?"

"The hundred dollars I worked hard to earn, whether it’s dirty or torn in half, it’s still mine."

He whispered closely, word by word, like a witch casting a spell, in a haunting tone.

Yu Xia found this very ticklish and covered her mouth with a smile: "Even if you’re cuckolded, you’d force yourself to reconcile? Is there something wrong with you?"

"What happens between you and me can only be resolved by us, irrelevant people should be excluded first."

"Hmm—so how exactly would you do it? Let me see if the cost is high." She teased with a mischievous smile.

She even gave an example: "Yuan Wang mentioned that if by then I find a new fling and open the door to find you standing there, you’d knock out my new fling and make him watch us... Anyway, just imagine that scene."

Xie Qingci frowned: "I’m not that creepy."

"I said—"

"I would cover his eyes and block his ears. His existence should only make you more sensitive, not let him hear or see what he shouldn’t."

Yu Xia froze: "..." Indeed, very creepy!

He was very aware of her body’s reactions, so he smiled and continued his description.

"Even if you cheated, we wouldn’t break up immediately, so when you go out, I could find out where you’re going, who you’re meeting, and even which hotel you’re staying at.

The person you’d fancy is definitely not ordinary, I just need to accidentally make him scared, and maybe he’ll never speak of the affair with you, so we can remain a loving couple. But you would suffer more."

Suffer in what way? She swallowed unconsciously and laughed dryly a couple of times.

"Actually, this assumption is quite unrealistic. I would never cheat, so don’t overthink it."

He said offhandedly, "It’s okay, we can assume, just treat it as a... game to spice up our relationship?"

"...Xie Qingci, you’re really creepy."

Who assumes such things!

He tightened his hands, and Yu Xia quickly reached out to brace against his shoulder, bringing up another hypothetical.

"Then what if you cheated?"

Xie Qingci raised an eyebrow: "Isn’t that up to you to decide?"

"True, but let me remind you, my brother really invested in a hospital, and I really would put a cheater in the hospital."

Xie Qingci chuckled muffledly into her body.

"Thanks for the reminder. Let me remind you too, I bought the apartment from high school where we used to live—" he whispered so softly it was almost inaudible near her ear.

"—Nobody knows, so if you get locked inside, no one would know."

"..." Brother, there’s a creep!

Meanwhile, far away in a distant place.

"Achoo!"

Yu Heng sneezed three times in a row, and little Yu Yue eagerly raised his hand to inform Yue Ling: "Mom! Dad must have a cold! He’ll infect me!"

Yu Heng’s gaze, wanting to beat someone up, was unmistakable.

Yue Ling, amused, walked over and placed her hand on Yu Yue’s forehead to check: "No problem, any discomfort?"

Yu Heng shook his head, glancing at the tablet on the table: "No."

The tablet was placed by Yue Ling, who watched Yu Xia’s love show religiously every day, and was browsing fan edits of [Yu Xia and Xie Qingci sweet moments].

Yue Ling noticed his actions and tried to stifle a laugh: "Could it be that Xiaxia was greeting you in your dreams?"

Or perhaps he felt sick watching those two’s sweet clips?

Yu Heng didn’t directly talk about Xie Qingci, instead shifting the focus to other guests on the show.

"What if spending too much time with those people makes her think that way? With nothing better to do, instead of resting, joining some dating show when the earnings don’t even match her share dividends."

Yue Ling understood what he meant by "thinking that way."

They wanted Yu Xia to remain freewheeling, to date if she liked, break up if she didn’t, her happiness came first.

But those like Zhou Yu on the show, or some of Ling Yan’s ideas, obviously conflicted with her views. If they influenced her into thinking that enduring conflict and grievances in a relationship was normal, Yu Heng would probably be furious.

Such examples weren’t rare.

"Did you meet the second daughter of Zhongcheng’s boss last time? With wealth, power, and talent, and yet she was so timid and even attempted suicide over a man, ending up in the hospital. Her dad almost had a heart attack from the anger."

Yue Ling nodded, remembering how disturbed Yu Heng was that night, dreaming about Yu Xia being the same and was hard to soothe him to sleep.

Understandably, their son didn’t need comforting, but the man did, it was unclear who was the real kid.

Yu Heng with a grim face said: "If Yu Xia dares to do that, I’d break her legs. And if Xie Qingci dares to say he’d pester her after breaking up..."

The following words were automatically muted by Yue Ling’s smiley eyes.

Yue Ling: "Didn’t you claim you don’t watch that show? Always saying you’re too busy with work to even have time."

How come you’re secretly keeping up to the latest episodes?

Yu Heng’s expression unchanged: "Heard it while passing by the office where the assistants were chatting."

"Oh—so you heard about it?" The teasing tone was obvious, causing Yu Heng to turn his face away, conveniently locking onto little Yu Yue who was eavesdropping.

Yu Heng: Got you, you little brat.

Yu Yue: I’m in trouble.