Chapter 112: Wanted To Steal Weeds, But Ended Up Stealing The Wrong Weeds
Chapter 112: Wanted To Steal Weeds, But Ended Up Stealing The Wrong Weeds
After hearing this, Empress Changsun began to put on her stockings doubtfully.
The process of putting on stockings made Du Yu feel itchy in his nose.
I secretly praised in my heart: "Sister, you are so good at seducing me!"
After putting it on, Queen Changsun's eyes lit up: "So that's it."
"It's really different wearing it and not wearing it."
"Although it is still flesh-colored when I wear it, it gives my legs a silky sheen.
"How can I say it looks like, the legs look more slender, beautiful and eye-catching."
"That kind of looming feeling is more alluring."
"If I can't go out wearing socks like this, how many men can stand it?"
"Smelly brother, it turns out that this is what you meant by increasing critical strikes and increasing attack speed."
"Humph, are all people in future generations so good at playing?"
At this time, Du Yu shouted excitedly: "Sister, let's not have too many restrictions.
"Just put on stockings and high heels."
Hearing this, Queen Changsun rolled her eyes at her: "You are asking for more and more."
But the other party's suggestion also made her feel a little strange. She also wanted to see what kind of effect it would have?
So soon there appeared the Changsun Queen wearing high heels and lace stockings, and had the first naked chat in ancient and modern times with Nie Bao.
Queen Changsun also felt that she was in a very strange mood, and couldn't help but feel a little excited.
Especially after she took several selfies of herself, she saw the effect of dressing like this.
I couldn't help but be surprised in my heart: "Oh my God, I am more charming than a vixen with this look."
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but pose more.
In the end, Empress Changsun learned to straighten her legs without any teacher, and use her toes to hold high heels and cross them there.
Du Yu's heart was shaking as he swayed, and he shouted excitedly: "Sister Zhangsun yyds々`!"
"You're really good at it."
"As expected of a queen, she knows how to do this kind of thing without a teacher.
"Sister, your legs are really fun."
Empress Changsun was confused by this series of modern words: "What is yyds? What is leg play?"
Du Yu chuckled: "yyds means eternal god."
"The meaning of playing with legs for a year is that I can play with these legs for a year and never get tired of them.
Empress Changsun spat and said: "Bah, you people in the future can actually create such words."
"Forget it about the eternal God."
"You can think of the word "leg-playing year".
Then he snorted arrogantly, pouted his lips and said, "Can I only play with my legs for one year?"
Du Yu smiled and replied: "Of course not!"
"Sister's legs have been playing for hundreds of millions of years."
"That's pretty much it!" Empress Changsun chuckled and said, "I like your gift very much."
"When I have time, I will take another outdoor selfie wearing high heels and stockings, and then I will send it to your stinky brother.
The two chatted for a while and then hung up the communication.
Du Yu was still sighing: "It's true that I thought about this day when I went to buy a car last time, and bought some high heels and stockings by the way.
"It's true that the store clerks looked at me with a slightly different look at that time, which made me roll their eyes."
"But speaking of Sister Changsun, wearing high heels and stockings will increase your critical strike and attack speed by quite a bit.
"In the future, those ancient ladies will equip them with such magical costumes, and no one will be left behind."
"By the way, there's also Xiao Qiao!"
Thinking of this, she sent another message to Xiao Qiao.
"You two ladies, I have a gift for you."
"High heels and stockings, you will become more elegant and beautiful after wearing them.
"Also during the Han Dynasty, kerosene lamps were used [must be inconvenient to use at night, right?"
"I gave you two horse lanterns. After adding kerosene to them, they burn brighter and won't produce smoke."
"In addition, I also gave you a flashlight, which can be used for lighting at night."
"In two days, I will buy two solar-powered lamps and I will send them to you then.
"This way you can illuminate the room as bright as day at night."
"The instructions for use are accompanied by pictures."
"You two ladies don't know that the system has a camera function, so I'll teach you how to use it.
"The two sisters took beautiful photos, please remember to send them to me for appreciation."
This time, Du Yu plans to steal another weed from Xiao Qiao's orchard to see what good things he can get?
What he never expected was that the last time he didn't want to steal weeds, he stole a foxtail grass.
This time he wanted to steal some weeds, but accidentally stole something else.
It can only be said that the orchard of Xiaoqiao has not been picked up for a long time. Weeds and various things are intertwined in it, so it is easy to steal the wrong ones.
"々`ding, the steal was successful and I got two catties of tea."
"The tea mutated when it transmigrated time and space and became the Two Thousand Years Enlightenment Tea."
"A cup of Enlightenment Tea (five grams of tea) can help you achieve enlightenment in one hour and gain the equivalent of a year's worth of enlightenment. It also has a greater chance of stimulating a state of enlightenment and achieving a stronger enlightenment effect.
"Ding, congratulations on getting two cups of tea for two thousand years of enlightenment."
"Ding, congratulations to your friend Xiao Qiao for receiving two kilograms of Two Thousand Years Enlightenment Tea at the same time."
Du Yu was extremely surprised: "I'm going to kill you! Wow, it's Enlightenment Tea! This is a Divine Level Immortal Level item that often appears in various fantasy novels and Mythical novels.
"It's the kind of genius who is a cultivator, a rare treasure that all the major leaders want."
"A single leaf can make people fight to the death."
"I actually gained two pounds all of a sudden. I'm really too embarrassed this time.
But Du Yu felt that the two-thousand-year enlightenment tea he got was probably different from the one in fantasy novels.
Judging from the effect of description, it should not be as powerful as those in fantasy novels.
After all, in the fantasy Mythical novel, it takes tens of thousands of years for a tea tree to grow a leaf.
So my two pounds of tea probably won't have such a strong effect, but even so, it's definitely a good thing.
One kilogram of tea leaves can make two hundred cups of tea. One cup of tea leaves can be used for one year of hard work and possible enlightenment. This value is absolutely immeasurable.
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